Jim
Nets of Wonder
Note: Please pay attention to what forum this is in!
I don't care much about what clothes people wear. I'm not against clothes, don't get me wrong. I even prefer people who wear clothes. I think most people look better with clothes on than without them.
I don’t have much personal experience with neckties because I don’t have many friends who wear them. That isn’t because of any prejudice I ever had against them before the stories I’ve been reading turned me against them. It’s just that I never lived in those circles where people wear them.
Ever since I learned about Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I’ve spent many hours doing research on neckties, and I’ve learned that wearing them is a very dangerous practice, for the people wearing them, for everyone around them, and for all of society.
The closer neckties get to you the more dangerous it gets. If you think about it, that’s obvious from the name “necktie” itself. Something to tie around a person’s neck. Think about it. Doesn’t that give you goosebumps?
I know that people who wear neckties are going to want me to prove it without using any misrepresentations, falsifications or logical fallacies, but that’s ridiculous. In an Internet forum? Seriously? I won’t even bother because everyone knows that anyone can find links to some Web pages that they can falsely claim substantiate what they’re saying, and nobody cares anyway about how real anything is that they’re debating about, outside of forum debate fantasy worlds. The only thing that matters is to keep the debating going.
I will only say this, without wasting my time on those rituals: The countries with the most neckties are the ones with the Bomb, and with leaders crazy enough to use it. That’s so obvious that no one should need any fake proofs anyway.
The question is why?
Is there any hope that that the patterns on neckties will ever change? Is any reform possible in the production of neckties, and could that make any difference, anyway?
Is war against neckties inevitable?
I don't care much about what clothes people wear. I'm not against clothes, don't get me wrong. I even prefer people who wear clothes. I think most people look better with clothes on than without them.
I don’t have much personal experience with neckties because I don’t have many friends who wear them. That isn’t because of any prejudice I ever had against them before the stories I’ve been reading turned me against them. It’s just that I never lived in those circles where people wear them.
Ever since I learned about Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I’ve spent many hours doing research on neckties, and I’ve learned that wearing them is a very dangerous practice, for the people wearing them, for everyone around them, and for all of society.
The closer neckties get to you the more dangerous it gets. If you think about it, that’s obvious from the name “necktie” itself. Something to tie around a person’s neck. Think about it. Doesn’t that give you goosebumps?
I know that people who wear neckties are going to want me to prove it without using any misrepresentations, falsifications or logical fallacies, but that’s ridiculous. In an Internet forum? Seriously? I won’t even bother because everyone knows that anyone can find links to some Web pages that they can falsely claim substantiate what they’re saying, and nobody cares anyway about how real anything is that they’re debating about, outside of forum debate fantasy worlds. The only thing that matters is to keep the debating going.
I will only say this, without wasting my time on those rituals: The countries with the most neckties are the ones with the Bomb, and with leaders crazy enough to use it. That’s so obvious that no one should need any fake proofs anyway.
The question is why?
Is there any hope that that the patterns on neckties will ever change? Is any reform possible in the production of neckties, and could that make any difference, anyway?
Is war against neckties inevitable?
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