Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
Should we have a tax on the Sun?
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Tax on the Sun?
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Should we have a tax on the Sun?
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
Relax, there is a reason I posted this in the joke section.
If you tax the Sun, & make it angry, it could retaliate with nasty solar flare which
could wipe out much of our electric technology. Don't make it mad. I recommend
a sacrifice to appease old Sol. @BSM1 is a virgin....let's use him!
Everyone knows the Sun is a male heterosexual. The planets are Female, you know mother earth. We need to reclassify Pluto as a planet and then give it to the sun. Of course then we would need a Sun tax to pay for the work involved so it would be self defeating. Just have it run on Fox News and Trump get the ball running.
Fool!
Puto is intersexed.
Yes, and to that end, we should send some IRS examiners directly to the Sun to do a tax assessment.
Also, I've heard that the Sun has children, so it might be able to claim a lot of exemptions.
Be sure they go at nite....so they don't burn up.
dust1n
Zindīq
That bill he is talking about was brought about by a Conservative government in Spain, specifically to help fossil fuel industries in Spain because renewable energies is simply crushing them there, and also to pay off debt the government had for paying for industries and such.
"Rajoy is working to rein in a debt owed to utilities that ballooned to €26 billion as successive governments forced power generators to sell electricity to consumers at below the cost of production. Spanish utilities led by Iberdrola and Endesa slumped along with Acciona, which owns more than 4 GW of wind farms in the country."
http://www.renewableenergyworld.com...rgy-reform-to-cost-companies-2-7-billion.html
It's also weird to even equate it to what the US Congressman is talking about. He's suggesting that it would be possible to tax the sunlight every single person is getting from the sun... which is what causes cancer... but there is no way to know that. People don't have meters on their body.
"Rajoy is working to rein in a debt owed to utilities that ballooned to €26 billion as successive governments forced power generators to sell electricity to consumers at below the cost of production. Spanish utilities led by Iberdrola and Endesa slumped along with Acciona, which owns more than 4 GW of wind farms in the country."
http://www.renewableenergyworld.com...rgy-reform-to-cost-companies-2-7-billion.html
It's also weird to even equate it to what the US Congressman is talking about. He's suggesting that it would be possible to tax the sunlight every single person is getting from the sun... which is what causes cancer... but there is no way to know that. People don't have meters on their body.
dust1n
Zindīq
It's weird how he didn't bring up vice taxes though. He could have easily used the example of alcohol or tobacco... oh... wait...
dust1n
Zindīq
Ah, I hate when I click on the thread link from the new pages thread, and it takes to me to the thread but I don't see what subforum it is in because I don't scroll up to look.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Who do I have to sleep with to get out of this otherwise brilliant (see what I did there) scheme?
Easy!
Nominate some other virgin to be sacrificed.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
In what respect are you a virgin?
How ya doin'?
Tom
I identify as a non-biological pseudo-sexual Tuvan monk (reformed).
So how you doing?
It's pretty hot when your butt cheeks clench like that.
Tom
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Cheek, not cheeks. I have been called half-*** enough times that if finally took.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
I would ask for a few recommendations but I know how you are with your stash...
It's a darn crying shame that there's no "Ew!" frubal.
Your frubal count would skyrocket.