Papoon
Active Member
You **** while prostrating ? That'll never work out well.
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On Getting Older
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Papoon
Active Member
Good ideas for growing old disgracefully -
Magnesium, for muscle soreness. Also a great relaxant, sleep aid.
Nootropics for cognitive function and neuroprotective effects. Research indicates these compounds help prevent Alzheimer's.
Glutamine to enable stronger workouts without crashing.
Gingko biloba for improved brain function. Also, new research indicates it is anabolic for older folk, who typically lose muscle mass, which is the beginning of the end.
Yoga. For everything. Serious yoga, like vinyasa or Iyengar. The ultimate workout.
Learn something new as often as possible. Try practicing more use of your non-preferred hand to increase left-right brain communication.
Sex. Lots of it.
Stop sitting so much. It is catastrophic in its effects. There is an epidemic of lumbar spine damage, primarily caused by excessive sitting, usually slouched.
Walk around more. Pushbike instead of drive.
Find new music. Enjoy novelty.
Seek the company of younger people and LISTEN rather than advise and correct. This prevents 'boring old fart' syndrome.
Sing and dance. Walk in the rain. Enjoy.
I am 60, and have never felt so damn good. Being older means so much less stress about trivia and social image. Unless you are lazy. In which case, it is miserable.
Magnesium, for muscle soreness. Also a great relaxant, sleep aid.
Nootropics for cognitive function and neuroprotective effects. Research indicates these compounds help prevent Alzheimer's.
Glutamine to enable stronger workouts without crashing.
Gingko biloba for improved brain function. Also, new research indicates it is anabolic for older folk, who typically lose muscle mass, which is the beginning of the end.
Yoga. For everything. Serious yoga, like vinyasa or Iyengar. The ultimate workout.
Learn something new as often as possible. Try practicing more use of your non-preferred hand to increase left-right brain communication.
Sex. Lots of it.
Stop sitting so much. It is catastrophic in its effects. There is an epidemic of lumbar spine damage, primarily caused by excessive sitting, usually slouched.
Walk around more. Pushbike instead of drive.
Find new music. Enjoy novelty.
Seek the company of younger people and LISTEN rather than advise and correct. This prevents 'boring old fart' syndrome.
Sing and dance. Walk in the rain. Enjoy.
I am 60, and have never felt so damn good. Being older means so much less stress about trivia and social image. Unless you are lazy. In which case, it is miserable.
Papoon
Active Member
FWIW...they often go to a corner and cry too. It comes with being human.I noticed that others get married and have children...
I... that's...
*goes to a corner and cries*
Jiddanand
Active Member
[emoji3]But I have one more reason to cry over and it is one huge difference.
I... want a wife
Draka
Wonder Woman
But I have one more reason to cry over and it is one huge difference.
I... want a wife
Spend more time on the prowl.
I'm 26 and feel thousands of years older.
Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
I... want a wife
Careful what you wish for, you just may get it!
Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
Perhaps you're a vampire?
If I were a vampire that was thousands of years old, I would've killed myself long ago. (So I wouldn't end up being thousands of years old in the first place, obviously.)
Draka
Wonder Woman
I already take ginkgo biloba everyday. I've found it is beneficial in migraine management and prevention. I still get the occasional headache (more sinus than anything due to my allergy issues), but the frequency and severity of my migraines has decreased since being on it. If I had known this years ago I would have never been on topiramate and end up with kidney stones, and have to have surgery for them and contract MRSA which caused a cyst flare up twice in a matter of months which resulted in surgery again plus 4 bacterial infections (including MRSA again) and a wound that still hasn't healed fully. Why didn't I know about ginkgo a long time ago?Good ideas for growing old disgracefully -
Magnesium, for muscle soreness. Also a great relaxant, sleep aid.
Nootropics for cognitive function and neuroprotective effects. Research indicates these compounds help prevent Alzheimer's.
Glutamine to enable stronger workouts without crashing.
Gingko biloba for improved brain function. Also, new research indicates it is anabolic for older folk, who typically lose muscle mass, which is the beginning of the end.
Yoga. For everything. Serious yoga, like vinyasa or Iyengar. The ultimate workout.
Learn something new as often as possible. Try practicing more use of your non-preferred hand to increase left-right brain communication.
Sex. Lots of it.
Stop sitting so much. It is catastrophic in its effects. There is an epidemic of lumbar spine damage, primarily caused by excessive sitting, usually slouched.
Walk around more. Pushbike instead of drive.
Find new music. Enjoy novelty.
Seek the company of younger people and LISTEN rather than advise and correct. This prevents 'boring old fart' syndrome.
Sing and dance. Walk in the rain. Enjoy.
I am 60, and have never felt so damn good. Being older means so much less stress about trivia and social image. Unless you are lazy. In which case, it is miserable.
Wow, thanks. I needed that hug
Spend more time on the prowl.
Let that happen (having all other requirements met) then I can take care of the consequences
I decided the best way to not get old was to ignore it.
So I still play basketball, tell my aching bones to deal with it, and generally act like a loon when I get the chance.
I'll admit, it's harder than it was. Responsibilities and all that. But that's my plan, and I'm sticking to it, dammit.
So I still play basketball, tell my aching bones to deal with it, and generally act like a loon when I get the chance.
I'll admit, it's harder than it was. Responsibilities and all that. But that's my plan, and I'm sticking to it, dammit.
An old high school buddy worked for a time at a retirement home. He said he learned two things there: First was Keep Your Teeth. Second was Take Care of Your Knees, Because You'll Miss Them When They're Gone. Unfortunately, he didn't get the chance to get old like the rest of us...
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Surely there must be somebody out there for a nice young man like yourself! Have you tried online dating and suchlike?
At an impromptu high school reunion a few years ago, we all agreed that, even though we were all in our early/mid-50s (with a variety of health issues distributed among us that limit some activities), none of us felt any older than our late 20s. Don't think any of us have changed that opinion yet, either.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Probably, but how can I find it?
I registered in a marriage website and got noting so far. Maybe, just maybe!