Whats going on with me??(severely boring )

[DallasApple]

But filled with drama..

My son and his grilfriend "his baby Mama" are "breaking up again" for the ..well for the duration of their relationship...

So my 27 year old son (of course Im still young had him at 14 UH OH!!)...Is having "relationship issues"..So he is sleeping on my couch and Im TRYING to "be there"..

All I can think to do is make him some popcorn and peel an orange for him ....:help:

Im being PUNISHED!!!!!

My husband is more like...THESE are the RULES of MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONTROL FREAK!!!!!!

Im thinking HELLO maybe they just need a "break"..because they are both (cant say the word its politically incorrect)

At the same time..I've got a 44 year old husband control freak man beating on his chest..the 20 year old man child that is a pot head..and the 14 year old that still plays with action figures..the 27 year old that is "leaving his baby mama" and the baby..the 2 year old little boy that likes to hit me and tell me to "get out" or "come on".(I baby sit him)

I am OUT NUMBERED!!!!

I need to PAINT someones FINGERNAILS!! there is TOO much TESTOSTERONE in the air IM AFRAID..Im losing STRENGTH!!!!!! :sad4:

Love

Dallas

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Boys.

Go take your daughter in law out, give each other some hugs, have a few laughs over lunch or coffee, and leave that mess behind. Neither one of you needs it.

 

[*Anne*]

Holy cow. I can only offer you a sympathy hug. ((hug))

Do you want me to come kidnap you?

 

[DallasApple]

Holy cow. I can only offer you a sympathy hug. ((hug))

Do you want me to come kidnap you?

YES MAM!!!!!!

Love

Dallas

 

[Revoltingest]

Boring! Balderdash!
This kind of drama is so much better than the sniping & snarling over economics & politics. I can identify with your plight.
My own situation is completely different, yet exactly the same. I sympathize & offer the gift of no constructive advice.

 

[.lava]

i wish i could help i am sorry
would your husband drink Melissa tea? you know, it calms people little or maybe you can make yourself some?

.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I suggest growing a penis.

 

[Thief]

Maybe some reverse psychology would do the trick.

Light a joint....chill out....let them worry about their own problems!

OOOps! sorry!

It's probably against the rules to advocate drug use!!!!!!

 

[xkatz]

I suggest growing a penis.

Better. Have those guys castrated. That's what ancient Romans did to their slaves. It should calm them down.

 

[Quagmire]

Guess it's a little late to say "Don't get married and don't have kids"!

Sorry, that's the only family advise I know of that really works.

Run away Dallas!!! Grab one of you girlfriends and go see a movie. Better yet a double feature. And then ice cream.

 

[Smoke]

Boys.

Go take your daughter in law out, give each other some hugs, have a few laughs over lunch or coffee, and leave that mess behind. Neither one of you needs it.

Excellent advice. Wringing your hands and waiting for the boys to grow up won't get you anywhere; it's never going to happen.

 

[DallasApple]

THEY cant HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 27 year old said "I wan't to be HAPPY!!!

When he said that I wanted to SMASH HIS FACE IN!!!!!!!!!

And say GOODBYE!!!! go "be happy! One less off my plate so maybe I can "BE HAPPY!"//

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be HAPPY if YOU were HAPPY !!!!

GET OUT!!!

globble globble blrub blurb.l!!!!!!

MY eyes are CROSSED!!!!!!!!

Love

Dallas

 

[MysticSang'ha]

THEY cant HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 27 year old said "I wan't to be HAPPY!!!

When he said that I wanted to SMASH HIS FACE IN!!!!!!!!!

And say GOODBYE!!!! go "be happy! One less off my plate so maybe I can "BE HAPPY!"//

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be HAPPY if YOU were HAPPY !!!!

GET OUT!!!

globble globble blrub blurb.l!!!!!!

MY eyes are CROSSED!!!!!!!!

Love

Dallas

I know, hon. :hug:

Just go for a drive......like a 4-day drive away from the drama.

 

[DallasApple]

So...he's "not sure what he wants to do"..

How nice..

He just needs "time away" from his baby Mama and "maybe they can "date"..

And MAYBE I can be CONCERNED with the CHILD that is named ELLIOTT my GRANDSON while they "decide" whatever it is that makes them HAPPY!

And I can LISTEN to my husband WHINE about the price of gas and let EVERONE KNOW..HE QUIT SMOKING!!!! Not because He "wanted too but for US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he can have a NERVOUS breakdown!!!!!!!!!!!

HE PAYS FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

I know, hon. :hug:

Just go for a drive......like a 4-day drive away from the drama.

What about the BABY!!!!

I can not leave him he is ONLY 2!!!!!!!

I do..I want to get in the car and DRIVE to a desert!!!!!!!!!!!

I can play with my own breast and drink a hot beer..

But what woudl happen ????

Love

Dallas

 

[MysticSang'ha]

What about the BABY!!!!

I can not leave him he is ONLY 2!!!!!!!

I do..I want to get in the car and DRIVE to a desert!!!!!!!!!!!

I can play with my own breast and drink a hot beer..

But what woudl happen ????

Love

Dallas

You need a break. Your son, your husband, and your daughter-in-law can work out something on their own to care for the baby.

Seriously, Lana. You've got too much on your plate. Take care of yourself for a bit.

 

[DallasApple]

You need a break. Your son, your husband, and your daughter-in-law can work out something on their own to care for the baby.

Seriously, Lana. You've got too much on your plate. Take care of yourself for a bit.

Thanks..

They are "back together now"

Im fixing to be mean..

Im going to throw up.

And yes my husband is an ***-hole..

I mean I knew that already...

Im "trying to be normal".

I think I talk too much..

I have to "focus" on ...things like a "drip mark" on the refriderator and clean that up!

I do I need to leave..

Im considering getting up in the morning and walking out..All I do is baby sit..listen to my husband ***** and whine(and then squeeze my nipples)..the 20 year old "chills"..And then I talk to my 14 year old about District 9 or that monster on another movie he saw..It was...Cloverfield..

AND Im sick..I have a HEADACHE!!!!

And its ALL my FAULT!!!!!!

Love

Dallas

 

[MysticSang'ha]

How much more convincing do you need? You're getting yourself sick from this.

Write a note. Turn off your cell phone (if you got one). And take off for a bit until you feel better. I promise you everybody will be fine while you're gone.

 

[DallasApple]

How much more convincing do you need? You're getting yourself sick from this.

Write a note. Turn off your cell phone (if you got one). And take off for a bit until you feel better. I promise you everybody will be fine while you're gone.

WAHH!!!

But if they will be fine withouth me..What do they need me for?

An "extra"?

LOVE

dALLAS

 

[MysticSang'ha]

WAHH!!!

But if they will be fine withouth me..What do they need me for?

An "extra"?

LOVE

dALLAS

They need you to be happy and healthy.