Mickiel's proof of God.

[Kilgore Trout]

Whats it feel like to not get your way?

Amazingly similar to how it feels to have a mentally deranged person taking a crap on the hood of your car.

 

[Perfect Circle]

If bats are outta hell, and Snowball doesn't have a chance there, if dinner is what's for beef, and if people propose a problematic porcine premise, which is what A_E is having dinner for, then how do we know that God doesn't come from the dog star? Or that God listens to music in the first place?

Unless it's Willie Nelson.

I think I see where you're going with this...

And I want to get into that.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Actually, I said that wrong. I meant to say that God probably doesn't listen to music -- unless it's Willie Neson.

hahahah - and hell only plays the Dixie Chicks.

And for the real torture, they play Darius Rucker, who made two careers by singing only two notes. Before Darius started singing country, the only person close to as bad as the Chicks was Billy Ray Cyrus (whose career was short, thank God) who lives vicariously through his daughter.

No more Darius! I can't take it!

 

[richardlowellt]

No, i'll stay and continue this witness, and you are powerless to stop it.

Whats it feel like to not get your way?

Oh, don't get me wrong I'm enjoying ever moment of this exchange, as someone has posted, it is exactly like watching a deranged man take a crap on the hood of your car while sitting in traffic, kind of funny, yet at the same time, sad.

 

[richardlowellt]

No, i'll stay and continue this witness, and you are powerless to stop it.

Well enough entertainment for now, thanks for the comic relief, see ya, and don't forget pack up that tent and MOVE ON!!!!!

 

[Herr Heinrich]

Anyone else getting kinda exasperated by all the "another proof of God"s? Well I say where are the proofs of Satan? Hmmm?I would like to hear em.

 

[Autodidact]

Even atheists acknowledge that bats exist, so clearly God must have made them.

And I want to go into that.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Wrong. Mastubation is realroof of god.

I know, it is spelt wrong.

Yes, it's "spelled."

 

[Madhuri]

Yes, there's plenty of proof.

* The fact that chocolate is bad for you
* The fact that my bank balance drops more than grows
* The fact that we have to keep excercising to stay fit
* The fact that my bird waits to poop until he is on your shoulder (I think my bird might be Satan)

This is just to name a few.

 

[fantome profane]

lol

Q. What’s for dinner?
A. Meatloaf.

 

[sojourner]

If Meatloaf is what's for Porky's dinner, and Willie Nelson lives vicariously through Darius Rucker's masturbation...
Oh, never mind!

 

[Morse]

Oh, don't get me wrong I'm enjoying ever moment of this exchange, as someone has posted, it is exactly like watching a deranged man take a crap on the hood of your car while sitting in traffic, kind of funny, yet at the same time, sad.

I doubt you'd have this reaction.

 

[Jeremiah]

Yes, it's "spelled."

I believe that both, "spelled" and "spelt", would be correct in that sentence.

 

[Tiberius]

Romance proves that there is no God, as I showed you HERE. You still haven't shown why that is wrong...

 

[Tiberius]

I do not fear the truth. You are the one with fear, you fear alternate viewpoints. That is why you refuse to consider them. But you don't admit to your fear. Instead, you claim that you don't face it because the alternate viewpoints come from atheists.

If you truly valued the truth, you would examine all viewpoints. You would judge the viewpoints based on the evidence, not based on who presents them.

Come, face your fear. Once you do, all will become clearer.

 

[Tiberius]

Prove it.

 

[EtuMalku]

Stick to the OP please. All these diatribes do nothing.

 

[richardlowellt]

I doubt you'd have this reaction.

Oh, but I would, there are just some things that are so "out" that they become humorous.

 

[Morse]

Oh, but I would, there are just some things that are so "out" that they become humorous.

You wouldn't become sad though, more likely you'd become enraged that you had to clean a pile of **** off your hood. That or you'd be so suprised when a naked retard jumps on your hood that you'd hit the gas and cause an accident.

Anger or Suprise, yes. But sad? Probably not.

 

[Morse]

Prove it.

This is more cyclic than a free market economy, or imaginary numbers.