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Who's your running mate?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by siti, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. siti

    siti Well-Known Member

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    Suppose you were going to run for election as President of the United States of RF - which RFer would you choose as your running mate - and why?

    I'm going with @Revoltingest because he will appeal to the haggis lovers better than Boris did the other day:

     
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  2. Snow White

    Snow White Veteran Member

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    I would choose @sun rise to usher in a new era, since for lack of better words, he has spoken on the subject of his optimism of things getting better in the world.
     
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  3. Brickjectivity

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    I'd use @Thief to steal the election, then drop him like he was Chris Christie.
     
  4. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    use me will ya?????????

    I can turn states evidence on you...…

    I got the tapes

    ninjas always have tapes

    black mail is an art form
     
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    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    I would record you blackmailing me, because that would be against the law. If you turned evidence on me I could turn it on you, too. You wouldn't know about my evidence, so the prosecutor wouldn't either. You couldn't get a deal. Besides the offense wouldn't be enough to impeach, so I could exonerate myself. Win win me. Lose lose you. Just do your job, steal the election; then when I drop you be thankful.
     
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  6. Rival

    Rival Dex Me Gart
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  7. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    yeah right.....as if you were ninja enough to flip a coin on me.....
    hehehee

    as for running for public office......no thanks

    too many cameras and microphones

    now if you could keep your lip service in a discrete manner
    I could lend your name to some important people

    a lobbyist or two.....a few union reps in the pocket
    and maybe even some favors tossed at high ranking law guys...…

    not that I negotiate for you or anything like that
     
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