Who's your running mate?

[siti]

Suppose you were going to run for election as President of the United States of RF - which RFer would you choose as your running mate - and why?

I'm going with @Revoltingest because he will appeal to the haggis lovers better than Boris did the other day:

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I would choose @sun rise to usher in a new era, since for lack of better words, he has spoken on the subject of his optimism of things getting better in the world.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'd use @Thief to steal the election, then drop him like he was Chris Christie.

 

[Thief]

use me will ya?????????

I can turn states evidence on you...…

I got the tapes

ninjas always have tapes

black mail is an art form

 

[Brickjectivity]

use me will ya?????????

I can turn states evidence on you...…

I got the tapes

ninjas always have tapes

black mail is an art form

I would record you blackmailing me, because that would be against the law. If you turned evidence on me I could turn it on you, too. You wouldn't know about my evidence, so the prosecutor wouldn't either. You couldn't get a deal. Besides the offense wouldn't be enough to impeach, so I could exonerate myself. Win win me. Lose lose you. Just do your job, steal the election; then when I drop you be thankful.

 

[Rival]

@Quagmire since he takes no crap.

 

[Thief]

I would record you blackmailing me, because that would be against the law. If you turned evidence on me I could turn it on you, too. You wouldn't know about my evidence, so the prosecutor wouldn't either. You couldn't get a deal. Besides the offense wouldn't be enough to impeach, so I could exonerate myself. Win win me. Lose lose you. Just do your job, steal the election; then when I drop you be thankful.

yeah right.....as if you were ninja enough to flip a coin on me.....
hehehee

as for running for public office......no thanks

too many cameras and microphones

now if you could keep your lip service in a discrete manner
I could lend your name to some important people

a lobbyist or two.....a few union reps in the pocket
and maybe even some favors tossed at high ranking law guys...…

not that I negotiate for you or anything like that