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Who would you have an affair with in Scripture?

Nimos

Well-Known Member
I'd go with Queen Esther, or Judith the Hebrew lady who saved Israel by seducing and decapitating the enemy general. It is said her beauty saved a whole nation from destruction, and I find it kinda sexy what she did behind enemy lines. :p

I'd think women would be drawn to want to get screwed by Sampson, with his herculean strength to destroy the Dagon temple with bare hands, tear a lion to pieces, destroy 1,000 giant dreaded Philistine warriors with a jaw bone.

If you had to have an affair with a figure from Scripture, who would it be?
Eve, that way I could also have a quick chat with God about that tree :D
 

Aupmanyav

Be your own guru
If you had to have an affair with a figure from Scripture, who would it be?
Well, we have beautiful heavely maidens (Apsaras - Rambha, Menaka, Urvashi, etc.). They are understanding but I am really past that age. But then perhaps in the form of souls in heaven, I will get the potency back. I am an atheist, but atheist also can reach heaven if their deeds are good at least in Hinduism.
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
I'd go with Queen Esther, or Judith the Hebrew lady who saved Israel by seducing and decapitating the enemy general. It is said her beauty saved a whole nation from destruction, and I find it kinda sexy what she did behind enemy lines. :p

I'd think women would be drawn to want to get screwed by Sampson, with his herculean strength to destroy the Dagon temple with bare hands, tear a lion to pieces, destroy 1,000 giant dreaded Philistine warriors with a jaw bone.

If you had to have an affair with a figure from Scripture, who would it be?
As Joseph, why would I sin against God.
 

We Never Know

No Slack
I'd go with Queen Esther, or Judith the Hebrew lady who saved Israel by seducing and decapitating the enemy general. It is said her beauty saved a whole nation from destruction, and I find it kinda sexy what she did behind enemy lines. :p

I'd think women would be drawn to want to get screwed by Sampson, with his herculean strength to destroy the Dagon temple with bare hands, tear a lion to pieces, destroy 1,000 giant dreaded Philistine warriors with a jaw bone.

If you had to have an affair with a figure from Scripture, who would it be?

Have you ever wondered how its called an affair when there is nothing fair about it o_O
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I cannot imagine going behind my boyfriend's back, even in jest.

How about if it's not behind your BFs back, would it make a difference if he was in agreement or even his suggestion?
 
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