What would you do if you got 30 minutes before earth was destroyed? (joke section)

[Spirit of Light]

If you got 30-minute warding that earth would be destroyed and everything on it would die momentarily.
What would you actually do??

Look at the Poll

 

[Rival]

Pray!

 

[Altfish]

Ring the family, stick 'The Fall - Live at the Witch Trials' on loud and open a bottle or two of beer.

 

[Rival]

I'd get Brexit done.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm the sort that would attempt to exert supernatural abilities to counteract the disaster. Yeah. I'd probably try to do the Jedi thing.

 

[Spirit of Light]

I'm the sort that would attempt to exert supernatural abilities to counteract the disaster. Yeah. I'd probably try to do the Jedi thing.

May the force be with you

 

[columbus]

I voted "call your mom".
But I know she won't answer the first try because she's old and doesn't much bother with new fangled devices like telephones.

Then I'd grab my partner, his mom, and the dogs.
I don't know what I'd do after that.
Tom

ETA ~I wouldn't bother with you or RF.~

 

[Quagmire]

Have a cigarette.

 

[Spirit of Light]

Have a cigarette.

Calm and collected

 

[Quagmire]

Calm and collected

It's just that I quit smoking a few years ago, but I figure if the world is going to end anyway, why not?

 

[columbus]

Calm and collected

Maybe so.

But I have a long, complex, and checkered past.
I've noticed that the people who think they would respond this way rarely do so.
Tom

 

[Spirit of Light]

Maybe so.

But I have a long, complex, and checkered past.
I've noticed that the people who think they would respond this way rarely do so.
Tom

True I guess i would one of those thinking Oh....sh..it before accepting my faith

 

[Quagmire]

Have a cigarette.

Either that or I'd walk down the street telling people to have a nice day, just to be a smart***.

 

[Quagmire]

Maybe so.

But I have a long, complex, and checkered past.
I've noticed that the people who think they would respond this way rarely do so.
Tom

Nah, I think I'd be pretty calm about it.
Now on the other hand if the internet went down . . .

 

[columbus]

True I guess i would one of those thinking Oh....sh..it before accepting my faith

Please don't make me go into my memories of religious folks, on their deathbeds, recognizing that their religion was fine as long as it wasn't permanent.
Tom

 

[Spirit of Light]

Please don't make me go into my memories of religious folks, on their deathbeds, recognizing that their religion was fine as long as it wasn't permanent.
Tom

Hehe this is the joke section, remember

 

[columbus]

Nah, I think I'd be pretty calm about it.
Now on the other hand if the internet went down . . .

Of course you do, son.
Tom

 

[Quagmire]

Of course you do, son.
Tom

You're a moody guy, arent'cha Tom?

 

[columbus]

Hehe this is the joke section, remember

I have a habit of considering every section on RF a joke.
It's a problem, but not for me.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Drink maple syrup, eat bacon, & go outside to watch the show.