lilithu
The Devil's Advocate
A Catholic, a Jew, and a UU were in line to be executed, via the guillotine.
The Catholic went up first and was asked if he had any last words. The Catholic prayed aloud, "Father who art in Heaven, deliver me from evil" and then submitted himself to his fate. But just as the blade was coming down, it stopped 12 inches from his neck. Everyone said it was a miracle, divine intervention, and decided that the Catholic should be pardoned.
The Jew went up next and was asked if he had any last words. The Jew prayed aloud, "Lord, remember your covenant with me and protect me from harm" and submitted himself to his fate. This time as the blade flew down, it stopped only 6 inches from his neck. Everyone said it was a miracle, divine intervention, and decided that the Jew should be pardoned as well.
Lastly, the UU went up on the block and everyone in the room waited with baited breath to see what miracle might happen next. The UU was asked if he had any last words and he said, "I've been watching that contraption and I think that there's a screw loose. I can fix it if you'd like."
The Catholic went up first and was asked if he had any last words. The Catholic prayed aloud, "Father who art in Heaven, deliver me from evil" and then submitted himself to his fate. But just as the blade was coming down, it stopped 12 inches from his neck. Everyone said it was a miracle, divine intervention, and decided that the Catholic should be pardoned.
The Jew went up next and was asked if he had any last words. The Jew prayed aloud, "Lord, remember your covenant with me and protect me from harm" and submitted himself to his fate. This time as the blade flew down, it stopped only 6 inches from his neck. Everyone said it was a miracle, divine intervention, and decided that the Jew should be pardoned as well.
Lastly, the UU went up on the block and everyone in the room waited with baited breath to see what miracle might happen next. The UU was asked if he had any last words and he said, "I've been watching that contraption and I think that there's a screw loose. I can fix it if you'd like."