Things Another RFer Would Never Say

[Debater Slayer]

I stumbled upon this ancient thread and thought I would replicate the idea in a new thread.

Tag another member and post something that you think they would never say.

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Subduction Zone: "What you don't understand, kid, is that the global flood is a fact revealed by God Almighty Himself. My basement is still flooded from it, so take your believer-baiting, radiometric-dating, truth-hating rubbish out of here."

 

[Debater Slayer]

@JustGeorge: "My best friend @Secret Chief and I have just come back from Burger King. It wasn't too bad, but I prefer steak.

Oh, and don't pull my finger."

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Revoltingest: "It behooves every worker and every employer in this country to stand up for the proletariat and dismantle the tyranny of the bourgeoisie. Capitalism has robbed us of our souls, our rights, and our freedoms. It is only through a socialist spirit and struggle that we can regain what is ours!"

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge: "My best friend @Secret Chief and I have just come back from Burger King. It wasn't too bad, but I prefer steak.

Oh, and don't pull my finger."

You forgot to add that our conversation was intelligent and stimulating.

 

[ChristineM]

@Revoltingest ... I'm going to give it all to the scrap yard and I'll never buy another antique engine again.

@Secret Chief ... Fix me a rare steak please.

@John53 ... Australian cars suk

@Wu Wei ... Really looking forward to moving to Canada

Dear old me ... Of course you are right and I'm wrong, no, no it doesn't matter if you have no evidence.

 

[sun rise]

@ChristineM - I've decided that cats are evil and dogs rule.
@Debater Slayer - I've had it with being a mod. I resign from the cabal of evil authoritarian monsters.

 

[Quagmire]

@sun rise Donald Trump is the greatest American since Joe McCarthy

 

[Secret Chief]

@ChristineM - I've realised my tragic mistake and have starting regularly going to church.

@JustGeorge - I think it's important to be normal and to fit in with everyone else.

 

[Quagmire]

@Revoltingest- Hey, if they weren't the most honest, dependable, and compassionate members of our society they never would have been given a badge.

 

[Quagmire]

@TheOwners - (basically anything)

 

[ChristineM]

@TheOwners - (basically anything)

Why can't i give multiple frubals?

 

[Revoltingest]

@ChristineM...
"I'm putting a heavy cream sauce on my McDonalds double cheeseburger."

@Debater Slayer...
"Greed is good."

@Wu Wei...
"I'm move'n on up...move'n on up...to a deelux apartment in NYC."

@sun rise...
"I'm jealous of Revoltingest cuz he's so much smarter & cleaner than I am."
"And he's likely worm free."

@Quagmire....
"Giggety giggety!"

@lewisnotmiller...
"A dingo ate my baby!"
"Put another shrimp on the barbie!"

@JustGeorge....
"I always dress in a little black dress with hooker heels."
"It brings the boys around to my yard."

@Kenny....
"I'm fully vaccinated."

@Kathryn...
"I hate pillows on me sofa."

@YmirGF....
"I really miss the slammer. Twas a slice'o heaven on Earth."
"The food, the entertainment, the decore, the romance."

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Father Heathen: "Our schools and government have become overrun with woke propaganda and madness. And turn down that metal music, you atheist cretins!"

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Jayhawker Soule: "I read every single post on this forum and consider all posts valuable. I don't understand how anyone can ignore or scroll past anything here."

 

[Quagmire]

@Stevicus and/or @We Never Know - anybody have any idea what's going on in the world these days? I haven't been paying attention.

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Stevicus and @Shadow Wolf: "American foreign policy has always represented me as a citizen of this country. God bless America."

 

[Debater Slayer]

@Augustus and @Rival: "Only science and education can save humanity. We must progress and become a better species by abandoning religion and listening to enlightened thinkers such as Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. Also, please take down that Christmas tree! I don't celebrate appropriated pagan holidays."

 

[VoidCat]

@Guitar's Cry. I hate music, and nature. The idea of worshipping Pan and sitting outside camping by a bonfire is a horrific idea!

 

[The Hammer]

@JustGeorge "don't pull my finger"