The Tao of Bad Coffee

[angellous_evangellous]

You just THINK that was coffee. Actually it was floor sweepings from the parking garage at the coffee plant.

I'm going to use this one.

Ha! I just realized that there are some people at work that know me only by my coffee remarks. HAHAHA

 

[angellous_evangellous]

This stuff makes my pee turn brown.

 

[3.14]

just brown? must have been so bad it went of the colour spectrum leaving only a brown colour visable

 

[angellous_evangellous]

just brown? must have been so bad it went of the colour spectrum leaving only a brown colour visable

You have no idea how painful that is...

 

[Guitar's Cry]

This coffee is so bad, we had to use an oil filter to brew it.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

This sludge makes me want to cut out my tongue.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

After this mouth-numbing coffee I can go downstairs and get a root canal with a rusty screwdriver and I wouldn't feel a thing.

 

[DallasApple]

What???There are roach droppings in the coffee ???..Oh well I cant tell the difference..bottoms up!

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

O.K guys.... fess up .....who farted????? Oh nevermind..Its my coffee..

Love

Dallas

 

[angellous_evangellous]

When asked why I take my coffee cup into the bathroom, I casually reply that crapping in the cup makes the coffee taste better.

 

[DallasApple]

When asked why I take my coffee cup into the bathroom, I casually reply that crapping in the cup makes the coffee taste better.

thats sick...

Love

Dallas

 

[angellous_evangellous]

True story:

I was on my way to the breakroom after lunch, and the President of the whole company was leaving choking on something. I asked him if he was ok, and he said it was the horrible coffee.

He went in to a room full of his employees, poured out half the cup and refilled it with hot water.

Unbelievable.

I told him that's how I've survived four years of the worst coffee on earth.

 

[Engyo]

A-E - just for you:

 

[Engyo]

And another!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I put a sticky on the pot:

Flavor of the day is: Curse God and Die

 

[doppelganger]

I put a sticky on the pot:

Flavor of the day is: Curse God and Die

That one is especially delicious with a little sprinkle of lawnmower rust on top. Have you tried the new Ox Vomit Blend?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That one is especially delicious with a little sprinkle of lawnmower rust on top. Have you tried the new Ox Vomit Blend?

Man, if my lawnmower had the requisite caffiene, I'd lick it off the bottom rather than subject my mouth to this torture.

It's illegal for this coffee to be served at Gitmo.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

There's a really good French place downtown that has the best coffee on earth. I weep now when I drink it. So smooth and delicious.

 

[doppelganger]

There's a really good French place downtown that has the best coffee on earth. I weep now when I drink it. So smooth and delicious.

Ummm . . . Nate . . . that's oil change place. :sorry1:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Ummm . . . Nate . . . that's oil change place. :sorry1:

I wish!