The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Jedster]

Clip from British quiz show(Tipping point)(Published in Private Eye)

Presenter: Which planet in our solar system shares its name with a chocolate bar/
Contestant: Milky Way
Presenter: No that wrong. It's Mars.
Contestant: Milky way is a chocolate bar!
Presenter:Yes, bit it's not a planet is it? It's a galaxy.
Contestant: That's chocolate as well.

(comment from the PE editor: very smart joke from contestant)

 

[Revoltingest]

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I joined a dating site. LOL

Hey, so did I !!!!
Perhaps you'll see my profile....
HotStuffOnly16andCurious

 

[savagewind]

Hey, so did I !!!!
Perhaps you'll see my profile....
HotStuffOnly16andCurious

No, didn't see it. Haha

 

[Revoltingest]

No, didn't see it. Haha

A lot of hairy middle aged plumbers from New Jersey are really interested.

 

[savagewind]

A lot of hairy middle aged plumbers from New Jersey are really interested.

Do you mean younger guys?

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you mean younger guys?

No.
But I have a surfeit of them if you want any.

 

[Wu Wei]

You not only had a house & a driveway, but the latter was heated?
Wow! You guys were wealthy.

Yes, but the heated driveway was not good for the limo tires and the chauffeur continually complained his feet were to hot.

 

[Revoltingest]

YEs, but hte heated driveway was not good for the limo tires and the chauffeur continually complained his feet were to hot.

It's like you were in a 3rd world country.
Growing up so deprived....no wonder you're an angry killing machine.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's like you were in a 3rd world country.
Growing up so deprived....no wonder you're an angry killing machine.

Exactly....finally someone who understands.....and don't get me started on the kitchen staffs complaints about getting me fresh deer every morning for breakfast

 

[Revoltingest]

Exactly....finally someone who understands.....and don't get me started on the kitchen staffs complaints about getting me fresh deer every morning for breakfast

The help can be so surly at times, eh.
And you can't even whip them anymore.

 

[Wu Wei]

The help can be so surly at times, eh.
And you can't even whip them anymore.

well not now..... but then....well you couldn't then either......just can't find good help these days.... I mean my gardener is still complaining about almost drowning when satellite dish fell off the roof, into the olympic size, in ground swimming pool and almost drown him.....

 

[Revoltingest]

well not now..... but then....well you couldn't then either......just can't find good help these days.... I mean my gardener is still complaining about almost drowning when satellite dish fell off the roof, into the olympic size, in ground swimming pool and almost drown him.....

He should've been more careful.

 

[Wu Wei]

He should've been more careful.

Exactly, I fired the pool man over the incident...he should have done a better job a keeping the water in the pool

 

[Revoltingest]

Exactly, I fired the pool man over the incident...he should have done a better job a keeping the water in the pool

If we had the government we wanted,
he'd be in jail for such waste.

 

[Wu Wei]

If we had the government we wanted,
he'd be in jail for such waste.

Well, if you want to go soft on him....

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, if you want to go soft on him....

Capital punishment is too far, even for me.

 

[savagewind]

No.
But I have a surfeit of them if you want any.

A frubal for a new word. I am older than middle age. I have proof. LOL

 

[savagewind]

I just laugh instead of crying. Maybe I should go back to the what's wrong with you thread. Is it still there, I wonder?

 

[Revoltingest]

A frubal for a new word. I am older than middle age. I have proof. LOL

So rob the cradle.
I won't judge.

 

[Wu Wei]

Capital punishment is too far, even for me.

I was not talking capital punishment...that would be to cruel...and way to far..... but tar a feathering would have done