The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

IoT hacking for fun and someday perhaps for profit. Case in point, a "smart" coffee maker

The story: When coffee makers are demanding a ransom, you know IoT is screwed

 

[MNoBody]

Apparently

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So I hesitated. I decided I'm going spend a few more hours watching the pros and a more days learning and few more days practicing and then I will start playing poker with real money. Only I'll be better at beating up the weak and stealing their lunch money and better defenses against an equal or better player.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Im excited to start playing poker for money and get a bankroll growing.
And once I've learned a few more things it'll be time for the training sites.
And then more tournament play.

 

[Revoltingest]

I met a guy who knows a couple guys I know.

 

[Revoltingest]

So I hesitated. I decided I'm going spend a few more hours watching the pros and a more days learning and few more days practicing and then I will start playing poker with real money. Only I'll be better at beating up the weak and stealing their lunch money and better defenses against an equal or better player.

I'm glad to hear that you plan to become a productive
member of society by providing a much needed service.

 

[Stevicus]

I met a guy who knows a couple guys I know.

I knew a guy who went to school with another guy who was friends with someone whose wife's cousin once shook hands with Burl Ives.

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew a guy who went to school with another guy who was friends with someone whose wife's cousin once shook hands with Burl Ives.

That cannot be mere coincidence.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I knew a guy who went to school with another guy who was friends with someone whose wife's cousin once shook hands with Burl Ives.

Ha! I actually MET Burl Ives, got to take pictures of him, and talked to him one on one for about half an hour

 

[Stevicus]

Ha! I actually MET Burl Ives, got to take pictures of him, and talked to him one on one for about half an hour

Name dropper.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've never met Burl Ives.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Name dropper.

A benefit of working as a news reporter and photographer. I got to meet a number of famous and semi-famous people.

 

[Revoltingest]

A benefit of working as a news reporter and photographer. I got to meet a number of famous and semi-famous people.

Did you ever fly over & poop on their heads?

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm glad to hear that you plan to become a productive
member of society by providing a much needed service.

I'm glad to hear that you plan to become a productive
member of society by providing a much needed service.

If playing a game is considered productive. This isn't a communist or socialist society society so there is no equal obligation to work and no mandate to contribute to receive your needs, but in this mixed capitalist society I have learned hard work is a lie amd I can predictably enhance my income by sitting on my *** and playing a game so I can live off the sweat of another's brow by exploiting the weak and sometimes getting lucky. Jusy like the most successful capitalists.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Did you ever fly over & poop on their heads?

only the politicians

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Turns out the smell of what Trump's been cooking is pretty bad because Dwayne Johnson has endorsed Biden.

 

[ChristineM]

It seems there us a 0.42% chance of an asteroid hitting earth on November 2nd
There is a 0.26% chance of catching coronavirus.
I don't know about anyone else but I'm trading in my mask for a helmet

 

[ChristineM]

Apparently
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Schrödingers cat has been revised in light of modern understanding of quantum weirdness.

 

[ChristineM]

I knew a guy who went to school with another guy who was friends with someone whose wife's cousin once shook hands with Burl Ives.

Was his name Bill? I think i met him once