I was meaning to ask that, but you beat me to it.
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He tried to use that on me. I'm glad to see you used it on him.
McBell
mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
*whistles innocently*
You like violent tea.
A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas
He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of the fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor.
"What are you doing?".
Lawyer: "I shot a duck, it fell into this field. I'm going to retrieve it."
Old farmer: "This is my property and you ain't coming on it."
Lawyer: "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S.
"If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you for everything you own."
The old farmer (smiling):"You don't know how we do things in Texas."
"We settle small disagreements with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."
Lawyer:"What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"
Old Farmer:"Well, first I kick you three times."
"Then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor
and walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the
toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and
dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped
the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on
his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly
caused him to give up as he retched & groaned in agony.
But the lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed
to get to his unsteady feet.
Lawyer: "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
Farmer (smiling) "No, I give up. You can have the duck."
He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of the fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor.
"What are you doing?".
Lawyer: "I shot a duck, it fell into this field. I'm going to retrieve it."
Old farmer: "This is my property and you ain't coming on it."
Lawyer: "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S.
"If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you for everything you own."
The old farmer (smiling):"You don't know how we do things in Texas."
"We settle small disagreements with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."
Lawyer:"What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"
Old Farmer:"Well, first I kick you three times."
"Then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor
and walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the
toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and
dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped
the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on
his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly
caused him to give up as he retched & groaned in agony.
But the lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed
to get to his unsteady feet.
Lawyer: "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
Farmer (smiling) "No, I give up. You can have the duck."
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What will The Lockpicking Lawyer say about it on youtube?
