The Moon Landings Never Happened

[Revoltingest]

Gotcha!

Something interesting in the news...
Secret feuds and heartbreak at the centre of the historic first landing on moon

 

[sun rise]

They got to you. Those probings and injections clearly caused you to post such titles to sow doubt in the minds of the readers. This of course furthers their nefarious aims and brings you closer to the promised, but of course falsely promised, reward.

 

[Stevicus]

They got to you. Those probings and injections clearly caused you to post such titles to sow doubt in the minds of the readers. This of course furthers their nefarious aims and brings you closer to the promised, but of course falsely promised, reward.

I think it was the fault of those two Moon Men, Gidney and Cloyd.

They're the ones who have been spreading all those "Moon landings were a hoax" stories. But the only reason they're doing that is because they don't want humans coming to the Moon.

 

[Revoltingest]

I think it was the fault of those two Moon Men, Gidney and Cloyd.

They're the ones who have been spreading all those "Moon landings were a hoax" stories. But the only reason they're doing that is because they don't want humans coming to the Moon.

We went there to steel the scrooch gun.

 

[sun rise]

I think it was the fault of those two Moon Men, Gidney and Cloyd.

They're the ones who have been spreading all those "Moon landings were a hoax" stories. But the only reason they're doing that is because they don't want humans coming to the Moon.

If only I had a scrooch gun.

 

[sun rise]

@Revoltingest jumped in ahead of me which was impolite. But I forgive him. Mostly. Somewhat.

 

[Revoltingest]

If only I had a scrooch gun.

It requires opposable thumbs.

 

[Stevicus]

We went there to steel the scrooch gun.

If only I had a scrooch gun.

I think we got scrooched.

 

[sun rise]

It requires opposable thumbs.

Not if you have staff to follow your every wish and command.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not if you have staff to follow your every wish and command.

Staff taking orders & following them with intelligence & wisdom?
Oh.....you don't mean RF staff.