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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
It has been snowing rather hard today. Me and my girlfriend went on our third actual date today. We ate at a Chinese buffet (which is the best pig out place in town), and after our meal, I cracked open a fortune cookie. I do not remember what my fortune was, but I do remember the "learn Chinese part" had the word girlfriend on it. I thought that was rather interesting.
Then we went and watched I Am Legend. That was actually a pretty good movie.
Then I took her home, and she begged me to not leave because of the snow. Since I would not hesitate to kill her step-dad and present his head on a silver plate to her, I decided not to. We argued over it, and I won.
I had second thoughts about the Navy. But then I remember I will be able to move to another state, and visit Amsterdam (once I am out of the Navy....so I can better educate myself on the local customs;)), and I once again became gung-ho about it.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
 
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