The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I'm off to get me repaired trailer!

Be cautious around other people driving forklifts.
It's amazing how many of them will crash into one's trailer.

 

[sun rise]

I'm off to get me repaired trailer!

Be cautious around other people driving forklifts.
It's amazing how many of them will crash into one's trailer.

It's unforktunate when that happens.

 

[Wu Wei]

Maybe he parked his trailer at the forklift demolition derby

 

[IdiNaPut]

I win, because I say so.

 

[sun rise]

Maybe he parked his trailer at the forklift demolition derby

Do not forklift me oh my darling

 

[IdiNaPut]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I win now.

 

[IdiNaPut]

Nope!

 

[sun rise]

I see some are trying to hijack this thread away from eating utensils such as forks and on to the boring topic of winning. So I'll stick a knife into the heart of that digression, smash the plate upon which false claims of win were placed, raise a cup to my lips and contemplate spoonerisms.

 

[IdiNaPut]

I use chopsticks, so I'm superior in every way!

 

[Wu Wei]

I simply win

 

[sun rise]

I use chopsticks, so I'm superior in every way!

We'll just chop that off right now.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I use utensils appropriate to the meal I'm eating, therefore I win.

edited to correct stupid spelling mistake

 

[sun rise]

I'm licking the plate labeled "win" totally clean.

 

[Revoltingest]

Do not forklift me oh my darling

This invalidates any winning for your next 5 posts.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

That's okay, I'll win instead.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wonder if I should change me moniker to Wonherebeforeagain?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Or RevoltingBeforeandAfter

 

[Wu Wei]

how many times must I tell you...I win

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

As many as I tell you that I win. Maybe more.