The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Where is that irony meter gif when I need it?

My claims are all based on knowledge
gained straight from the internet....
Croumlentinfo.com, Datruth.org

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm assuming @Dan From Smithville has been busy laying eggs

That's a metaphor that oddly applies.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wet dog is ever so much better than wet bear.

no it isn't....

 

[Wu Wei]

winning after finishing my morning cup of coffee

 

[ChristineM]

winning after finishing my morning cup of coffee

Coffee at anytime is always a win

 

[Wu Wei]

Coffee at anytime is always a win

Sadly, it seems I still cannot drink tea.....

 

[sun rise]

Winning with our somewhat wet dog after our light rain dog park excursion who does not smell like the proverbial wet dog.

 

[ChristineM]

Winning with our somewhat wet dog after our light rain dog park excursion who does not smell like the proverbial wet dog.

Must be a cat in disguise

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

Must be a cat in disguise

Just for you, I'll send you a package of fur our golden has donated and which currently resides in corners of our house. Just add water when you get it and you'll have the experience I referred to.

 

[sun rise]

A poem is one thing. But the truth is that a lovingest dog is responding to a human with a treat or dog toy in hand. It's not attractive at all when humans emulate canines in this regard.

 

[JustGeorge]

A poem is one thing. But the truth is that a lovingest dog is responding to a human with a treat or dog toy in hand. It's not attractive at all when humans emulate canines in this regard.

I don't know... I kinda get a kick out of it.

 

[ChristineM]

We are having one hell of a thunderstorm with torrents of rain.

Its wiped out the TV signal, the children are not amused.

My weather app tells me it ends in 29 minutes. Its usually quite accurate

 

[John53]

Good morning. I slept like a log last night. Hopefully the run of insomnia has ended (fingers crossed, knock on wood, spin 3 times and spit in a northerly direction).

 

[JustGeorge]

Good morning. I slept like a log last night. Hopefully the run of insomnia has ended (fingers crossed, knock on wood, spin 3 times and spit in a northerly direction).

Does this mean you're covered in ants now?

 

[John53]

That's a metaphor that oddly applies.

Hmmmm.... the mind boggles

 

[John53]

Does this mean you're covered in ants now?

I checked and no I'm not. I will be covered in mosquitoes shortly when I walk the hound so thank you for the reminder to spray up.

 

[JustGeorge]

I checked and no I'm not. I will be covered in mosquitoes shortly when I walk the hound so thank you for the reminder to spray up.

I was relieved when we got snow recently, because that means all the mosquitos are dead.

I'm still in shock that I saw one in March...

 

[John53]

I was relieved when we got snow recently, because that means all the mosquitos are dead.

I'm still in shock that I saw one in March...

Millions of them here, been perfect conditions for them.

 

[ChristineM]

My weather app tells me it ends in 29 minutes. Its usually quite accurate

Accurate it was, on time the rain stopped. The app updated to patches of rain for 60 minutes.

We've not had a patch yet