The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

06:51 win

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Are assisted haircuts not legal where you live?

My wife is a trooper for trying, but she prefers the results when I do it myself.

And with the exception of a professional haircut about six weeks ago to deal with some issues I couldn't take care of and Linn didn't want to try, I have self-administered haircuts since February 2020. It will be several more months...and better covid numbers, before I return to a professional setting...

 

[John53]

My wife is a trooper for trying, but she prefers the results when I do it myself.

And with the exception of a professional haircut about six weeks ago to deal with some issues I couldn't take care of and Linn didn't want to try, I have self-administered haircuts since February 2020. It will be several more months...and better covid numbers, before I return to a professional setting...

I have so little left the wife just runs over it with the clippers when she deems it necessary.

 

[sun rise]

I have so little left the wife just runs over it with the clippers when she deems it necessary.

You could have the bald male pony tail look.

 

[John53]

My new car still hasn't arrived How can a boat be a month late?

 

[sun rise]

My new car still hasn't arrived How can a boat be a month late?

Supply chains all over the world have been disrupted.

 

[John53]

Supply chains all over the world have been disrupted.

And that's ok unless it affects me -.-

 

[sun rise]

And that's ok unless it affects me -.-

Thus you lose.

 

[Wu Wei]

My new car still hasn't arrived How can a boat be a month late?

Multiple ports are not open 24/7, as they were pre-pandemic, thereby stranding ships while they wait to be unloaded

 

[sun rise]

"just in time" deliveries are proving an issue because things happen and careful scheduling to minimize inventory fails. Anyone who is shocked does not understand how Murphy works (or Finagle's law if you prefer).

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Not in the slightest being attracted to the image in the preceding losing post.

 

[John53]

Miss Revoltingstan 2021?

 

[Revoltingest]

Not in the slightest being attracted to the image in the preceding losing post.

It's just as well.
She's a Martian in disguise.
Bit off Martin Short's finger.

 

[Stevicus]

Miss Revoltingstan 2021?

I thought @Wu Wei won that contest.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Winning with wisdom;

 

[John53]

Winning without wisdom

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Haircuts cannot be stocked up on.

I meant the one hair.

But now you have me thinking.