In the Debating Hall today: theism v atheism.
The Chairman declares the meeting open:
Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce the group on my left, those making the case for theism.
<audience politely claps>
And on my right may I introduce the group that are here to argue for atheism.
<audience politely claps>
First of well ask those on my left to present their argument for . (an assistant interrupts and whispers to the Chairman)
Chairman: Oh er and apparently in the centre we also have another group that doesnt know what can be known but knows that they cannot know it for sure.
Assistant passes the Chairman a note received from the group in the centre.
Chairman: <reads the note aloud>: It should be made clear that as agnostics we dont believe anything is known or knowable beyond the material world.
Chairmans announcement: Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience, but before we continue with the debate might I ask those of you on my right to shuffle up a bit so that our friends in the centre can join you?
The Chairman declares the meeting open:
Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce the group on my left, those making the case for theism.
<audience politely claps>
And on my right may I introduce the group that are here to argue for atheism.
<audience politely claps>
First of well ask those on my left to present their argument for . (an assistant interrupts and whispers to the Chairman)
Chairman: Oh er and apparently in the centre we also have another group that doesnt know what can be known but knows that they cannot know it for sure.
Assistant passes the Chairman a note received from the group in the centre.
Chairman: <reads the note aloud>: It should be made clear that as agnostics we dont believe anything is known or knowable beyond the material world.
Chairmans announcement: Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience, but before we continue with the debate might I ask those of you on my right to shuffle up a bit so that our friends in the centre can join you?