The American Family Association has your back.

[Smoke]

The Home Depot gives gifts to thousands of homosexual activists

The American Family Association: Proudly protecting America from people who give Frisbees to homosexuals! Send more money now!

Imagine Home Depot giving gift packs to deviants! Jesus must be turning in his grave!

 

[T-Dawg]

The Home Depot gives gifts to thousands of homosexual activists

The American Family Association: Proudly protecting America from people who give Frisbees to homosexuals! Send more money now!

Imagine Home Depot giving gift packs to deviants! Jesus must be turning in his grave!

Isn't Jesus specifically NOT in a grave according to Christian mythology?

 

[dust1n]

Isn't Jesus specifically NOT in a grave according to Christian mythology?

Yeah, he technically isn't even dead.

 

[Duck]

When I read the title, I assumed that it would be followed with something about a knife...

 

[Engyo]

Better that than this guy.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Awesome. Frisbees from Home Depot is only the beginning of our queer agenda. Next stop, Happy Meal toys from McDonalds.

I think I'll get the giggles when I see little children in McD's traumatized from seeing us crawl out of our deviant sex-caves. Rawr!

 

[Duck]

But the AFA all ready won the battle against McD's when they boycotted over the fact that one of the board? members for McD's was on the LGBT Chamber of Commerce and McD's had made donations to the CoC or something. Was a year or two ago.

 

[Father Heathen]

Isn't Jesus specifically NOT in a grave according to Christian mythology?

That's the joke, spanky.

 

[Skwim]

Yeah, aren't Home Depot stores like hallowed ground to manly homophobes? Kind of like Jesus turning his back on them.

"Quick everyone, to Lowe's, where they treat a man like a man."

 

[MysticSang'ha]

But the AFA all ready won the battle against McD's when they boycotted over the fact that one of the board? members for McD's was on the LGBT Chamber of Commerce and McD's had made donations to the CoC or something. Was a year or two ago.

We can always try again.

But if we still need to grow in ranks with our deviant queer agenda, I say reroute our troops to Chucky Cheese after we're done infiltrating Home Depot.

 

[Father Heathen]

I cannot wait for the day when the hillbilly homophobe is just an oddity of the past.

 

[Engyo]

I cannot wait for the day when the hillbilly homophobe is just an oddity of the past.

"Yew gawt a purty mouth........"

 

[Nepenthe]

Jesus must be turning in his grave!

Most people don't realize that this is how the Shroud of Turin was made- Joseph of Arimathea was way into collecting spin art.