Tacky: a funny music thread

[dybmh]

Some Tacky classics for your Wednesday.

The first one has profanity, but it's not too bad. It's Denis Leary's classic commentary on Tacky Americans. The second one is a bit obscure. but it's OH-SO tacky in the best possible way. The tacky part begins at around 30 seconds and continues to the end of the song.

Spoiler: Denis Leary A-Hole

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

PG-13 and for us morbid people:

Spoiler: PG13

 

[dybmh]

PG-13 and for us morbid people:

Spoiler: PG13

If I knew it was going to that kind of party...
... would you please pass the mashed potatoes?

Spoiler: Beastie Boys Makin' with the Freak Freak

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@dybmh has style - he must have been born in the 80's.

 

[dybmh]

 

[dybmh]

 

[dybmh]

@Fool, this is for you. Inspired by your thread: Come Gather Together for the Great Supper

"...Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING-DING-DING..."

Hope you're having a good day,

 

[Fool]

@Fool, this is for you. Inspired by your thread: Come Gather Together for the Great Supper

"...Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING-DING-DING..."

Hope you're having a good day,

sounds like a song to pavlov's dog

 

[dybmh]

sounds like a song to pavlov's dog

But... did you like it?

 

[ChristineM]

Spoiler: As tacky as it gets ::: Parental Advisory

 

[Fool]

But... did you like it?

every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings and i get fed.

 

[dybmh]

This is one my tacky favorites... I'm almost embarrassed to post it here. Almost.

Spoiler: Color me Bad...

 

[dybmh]

Insprired by @BSM1

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with subject, but your post reminded me of something I saw on one of those "Gotcha" shows a couple of years back. A wife was thinking that her husband was cheating on her so she got this show to invite them on to discuss it. The night before, the husband was alone in the limo (don't remember why) and the show had hired a beautiful actress to act like an escort to ride with the guy, Of course, they had hidden cameras all over the car and the husband acted as expected. He trash talked the lady, put moves on her, and even kissed her once. The husband sat quietly while Murray (I think) played the video for the whole world to see. When the vid was finished, Murray asked the husband what he had to say for himself. With batting an eye or missing a beat the husband said, "That's not me..." I thought to myself, good or bad, that's chutzpah to be admired.

 

[dybmh]

Happy Friday: Here's something extra tacky for you.

" ...Loosen the Bra that binds you.... "

 

[dybmh]

 

[dybmh]

Here's something super-tacky. Potentially the tackiest song ever produced professionally.

I'm tagging @BSM1 on this as proof positive:. I am still a kid at heart. I still love this song... Tacky but true...

 

[Revoltingest]

Spoiler: As tacky as it gets ::: Parental Advisory

That's not tacky.
This is tacky....

 

[ChristineM]

That's not tacky.
This is tacky....

Thats tacky

 

[dybmh]

This is what happens when world class bluegrass musicians get tacky..

@Rev, this one has a Cincy reference...

As the quartet itself explains, "Touchpants is musical comedy that isn’t terribly harmonious and not very funny. The combined comic exploits of touchpants prime (Colby Dix), touchpants lube (Chris Friday), don hellmann (Jon Fishman), and pounder charbonneau (Aram Bedrosian) are vulgar, crass, a tad misogynistic, touching on the themes that make your ‘normal’ self cringe."

Spoiler: Explicit Language

"Jesus had a baby out of his dick-hole in Cincinnati"

The bass solo at around the 8 minute mark is fun..

Spoiler: Even more immature and tacky than the last song ( also explicit language)

This one shows off the musical talent expertly blended with some of the most cringe-worthy lyrics I have heard...

 

[dybmh]

I prefer the phrasing 'That doesn't flatter your figure'.

This sumo-wrestler-hippo knows what to do...