PoetPhilosopher
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Story time...
@Revoltingest was a greasy person who hated January. He lived in his dark and gloomy office full of DOS computers and floppy drives, counting his money and scowling at anyone who wished him a peaceful January.
One night, he was visited by @JustGeorge . JustGeorge told Revoltingest that @Secret Chief would be in trouble if Revoltingest did not change his ways. JustGeorge also told him that he would be haunted by three wolverines of forum past - the wolverine of pre-transition, the wolverine just finding themselves, and the wolverine who found themselves but took a different path, who would show him the error of his ways.
The first wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine of Pre-Transition.
The second wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine of Just Finding Themselves.
The third and final wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine Who Found Themselves But Took A Different Path. The wolverine pointed with its claw to the scenes of the future. Revoltingest saw Secret Chief being made to watch the Barbie movie, not once - but twice.
Revoltingest begged the wolverine to show him some tenderness and compassion in the face of these revelations. To which each wolverine said "Ew." and went on their way.
Revoltingest then woke up, and realized that things were peaceful and Secret Chief wasn't watching the Barbie movie. Revoltingest was overjoyed and grateful for the second chance he had been given.
From that point on... Revoltingest hardly ever compared @PoetPhilosopher to the Pee-wee Herman actor again. (Except for when he couldn't resist.)
@Revoltingest was a greasy person who hated January. He lived in his dark and gloomy office full of DOS computers and floppy drives, counting his money and scowling at anyone who wished him a peaceful January.
One night, he was visited by @JustGeorge . JustGeorge told Revoltingest that @Secret Chief would be in trouble if Revoltingest did not change his ways. JustGeorge also told him that he would be haunted by three wolverines of forum past - the wolverine of pre-transition, the wolverine just finding themselves, and the wolverine who found themselves but took a different path, who would show him the error of his ways.
The first wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine of Pre-Transition.
The second wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine of Just Finding Themselves.
The third and final wolverine to visit Revoltingest was the Wolverine Who Found Themselves But Took A Different Path. The wolverine pointed with its claw to the scenes of the future. Revoltingest saw Secret Chief being made to watch the Barbie movie, not once - but twice.
Revoltingest begged the wolverine to show him some tenderness and compassion in the face of these revelations. To which each wolverine said "Ew." and went on their way.
Revoltingest then woke up, and realized that things were peaceful and Secret Chief wasn't watching the Barbie movie. Revoltingest was overjoyed and grateful for the second chance he had been given.
From that point on... Revoltingest hardly ever compared @PoetPhilosopher to the Pee-wee Herman actor again. (Except for when he couldn't resist.)
