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standing_alone vs. Buttons*
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standing_alone
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I doubt such a thing could happen from parmesan!
Hah, ants are stupid.
Now, this girl likes cheese enough to write a book about it and everyone knows people are smarter than ants!
Yeah?! Now this is just sick!
Would you eat peanut butter pizza? Ick!
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
well then you dont know the truth about "THE POWER OF CHEESE!"standing_alone said:
smarter than you!stinkybutt said:
That little girl is the ******* antichrist...
So is the fact that cheese is moldy, bacteria infested milk!
so you're going to blame the whole entire peanut butter race on one persons nasty taste in food? My dear, this is absurd!
standing_alone
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You take that back!
No she's not! You are!
Well, moldy, bacteria infested milk or not, does peanut butter have a connoisseur website like this one?
http://www.coldbacon.com/cheese.html
You know what? Yeah, I am!
No, my dear, 'tis you who is absurd.
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
okay, how about i say that you and the ants have a similar intellegnce about you, but they're better cause they like peanut butter?standing_alone said:You take that back!
....quite possibly....smelly_face said:
peanut butter doesnt need one, its better without the adverts. Pictures dont adiquatley show peanut butter in all its glory anyway!SPeaking of pictures, lets go back to the OP....*sigh* I want you all to see what this photographer did to me!:
standing_alone
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Why does everybody like ants better than me?
SPeaking of pictures, lets go back to the OP....*sigh* I want you all to see what this photographer did to me!:
Well, maybe if you wouldn't eat so much peanut butter! I've checked out some of your photographer's other work and I have to say I was impressed. Here is just a sampler:
Now, if that's not art, I don't know what is!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
One of the signs of the end of the world? That's ridiculous! There will be no signs for the end of the world. One day Earth will get struck by another meteor and it'll be lights out, just like the dinosaurs. If you want to see a picture of the end of the world, here it is:
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
My teachers at school say that dinosaurs never existed! So I win!standing_alone said:
There are 17 signs that the world is ending as described in the Biblical book of Choodle! One of them is that people from the 70's will break through the time barrier to attack all the children and put their heads on spikes!!!!! Be glad you dont have any children! Jesus is coming! The next sign is that EMO will not drop as a fad, and will control the minds of our teens in order to make them clones who will either go with satan or Jesus.... either way, this cant be good!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Well, science tells a different story.
The Biblical book of Choodle? I'm not familiar with that one.
Well, I don't see that happening.
While I agree that emo is overall a bad thing, I don't think it will turn teens into clones. Usually it just turns them into cry babies.
^ This is going to cause the end of the world?
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
science knows nothing!!!standing_alone said:
You mean you've never read the daVinci code? *GASP* It describes the devine feminine with the end of the world!..... And something about body piercings...you! said:
I dont see YOU happening!!!! So there! God is watching you in the shower, i hope you can sleep at night...
its only one of the 17 signs, 15 i have yet to cover!
What makes you think a meteor is going to be the end of us? Got evidence? I have a book to prove my point!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Can you back up that statement, please?
Nope, never read it. *GASP*
Tell me more about this "DaVinci Code."
God doesn't exist, so I shower in solitude peace!
This might get interesting...
Yeah. That's what killed all the dinosaurs.
Yeah, well so do I!
Buttons*
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I could, but why would i?standing_alone said:
its the greatest book of all mankind! If you dont read it, Jesus wont save you from the emo kids and the bodyless, headless women!!! *cue creepy music*
dinosaurs never existed, it was a conspiracy made up by the scientists....
Surely you realize this is a work of fiction.Yeah, well so do I!
The third sign is that women will have no heads or bodies from the chest down!!!!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
I don't know. To make your case?
I don't want Jesus to save me. I want him to leave me alone.
Bull. Somehow, some dinosaurs survived and can still be found among us today. I have photographic evidence:
That photo is clearly Photoshopped!
Also I have expert opinion on my side. blue_meaniefab4 believes the world will end because of a meteor. Here's what s/he had to say:
"How will the world end?
A meteor is my best hypothesis. It seems more likely than a giant volcano or the sun just 'going out'. I don't really believe in the greenhouse effect, so I have no doubt that it will be causeless in the disaster. Yeah, my money is on the whole meteor thing. But, by then, we will have had at least two more movies about meteors, asteroids, and/or comets hitting the Earth. It would seem like we would have a way to stop one with all of that information. At the very least, let Bruce Willis go up there and die on one."
Here's even the link (for proof): http://www.unrulypolitics.com/archive/index.php/t-371.html
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
So, clearly, the meteor will not kill us! It's the 4th roaming of Jesus as stated in the great book of Choodle!standing_alone said:Bull. Somehow, some dinosaurs survived and can still be found among us today. I have photographic evidence:
nu uh! it's in the great book of choodle!
4th shred of evidence the world will end: People from Star wars, star trek, and LOTR will walk among us!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Oh, it'll kill most of us. The survivors will be stuck watching reruns of Rosanne until they starve to death. Not pretty:
So Jesus is a dinosaur?
Book of Choodle! Hah! Do you want to know what a choodle actually is? It's a breed of dog! Here:
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
That's clearly a picture of a Star Wars geek, nothing more.
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
dont make fun of my mom!standing_alone said:Oh, it'll kill most of us. The survivors will be stuck watching reruns of Rosanne until they starve to death. Not pretty:
Jesus can do whatever he likes!
*covers ears* lalalalalallalaalllaala I'm not listening!!!
5th sign the world is ending:
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
She has it coming!
I know. I've noticed.
Barney, although evil, is not Satan.
I don't believe you. So there!