Songbird v. Kilgore Trout: Superior Species

[Songbird]

or class or genus. I really don't know. Science isn't my thing. Even if it were, binomial nomenclature sure isn't.

You know what would be? Cosmetology. It's revealed the beauty in Medium Copper Brown lowlights. It's also answered profound questions, like: Can You Go Blonde? And, Do You Have To Be a Metrosexual to Manscape? (The scope of these questions is beyond this discussion, though.)

Anyway, which is superior - fish or fowl?

My argument: Birds eat fish for breakfast.

Done.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

or class or genus. I really don't know. Science isn't my thing. Even if it were, binomial nomenclature sure isn't.

You know what would be? Cosmetology. It's revealed the beauty in Medium Copper Brown lowlights. It's also answered profound questions, like: Can You Go Blonde? And, Do You Have To Be a Metrosexual to Manscape? (The scope of these questions is beyond this discussion, though.)

Anyway, which is superior - fish or fowl?

My argument: Birds eat fish for breakfast.

Done.

Preposterous. People eat bacon for breakfast. By your logic, this would make people superior to bacon, which is obviously wrong on so many levels, I'm not even going to get into it. In conclusion, fish are clearly superior to birds in every way.

 

[Songbird]

Preposterous. People eat bacon for breakfast. By your logic, this would make people superior to bacon, which is obviously wrong on so many levels, I'm not even going to get into it. In conclusion, fish are clearly superior to birds in every way.

But they eat bacon with EGGS, which are from BIRDS...wait....

I can't believe you pulled the bacon fallacy. I expected more. Or less.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

But they eat bacon with EGGS, which are from BIRDS...wait....

I can't believe you pulled the bacon fallacy. I expected more. Or less.

But you got just the right amount. And bacon is never a fallacy. Only delicious.

In conclusion, birds have white poop. Instant lose.

 

[Songbird]

But you got just the right amount. And bacon is never a fallacy. Only delicious.

In conclusion, birds have white poop. Instant lose.

It is a fallacy though, because bacon is superior to everything, not just birds.

Can others post here? I know they're not usually supposed to, but it would be great to have other input, and not in a separate discussion thread.

Everyone's invited to comment, if RF allows.

Back to fish. Fish poop in water, which kids swim in.

Solid case, that.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

It is a fallacy though, because it's superior to everything, not just birds.

Can others post here? I know they're not usually supposed to, but it would be great to have other input, and not in a separate discussion thread.

Everyone's invited to comment, if RF allows.

Ah, I knew you couldn't handle me one-on-one. Don't worry - not many women can.

Back to fish. Fish poop in water, which kids swim in.

Solid case, that.

So fish basically poop on kids. Win again.

 

[Songbird]

Ah, I knew you couldn't handle me one-on-one. Don't worry - not many women can.

So fish basically poop on kids. Win again.

They could if you stopped pooping on kids.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

They could if you stopped pooping on kids.

Hey, you snooze you lose.

 

[Songbird]

Hey, you snooze you lose.

Sigh....crushing you is so easy I just feel bad.

:guitar1:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Sigh....crushing you is so easy I just feel bad.

:guitar1:

Don't worry, you're so tiny you're not crushing me at all. But you can continue to bounce up and down on top of me if you want.

 

[Songbird]

Don't worry, you're so tiny you're not crushing me at all. But you can continue to bounce up and down on top of me if you want.

Heh. TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, mother ******.

Bet you can't answer why men have nipples in 300 posts or more. Or sum up Buddhism. Or - or - state where atheists get their morals from.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Heh. TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, mother ******.

Bet you can't answer why men have nipples in 300 posts or more. Or sum up Buddhism. Or - or - state where atheists get their morals from.

The answer to all three is "trout." Trout is pretty much the answer to all your problems. Oh yeah.

 

[Songbird]

The answer to all three is "trout." Trout is pretty much the answer to all your problems. Oh yeah.

Which also answers why I'm so nihilistic.

Okay, I'm off to do some things in Real Life. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiing!! I win. Everything.

 

[Songbird]

I'm still superior. Interesting.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm still superior. Interesting.

Indeed, your delusions are amazingly persistent.

 

[Songbird]

Indeed, your delusions are amazingly persistent.

The need for them is amazingly persistent.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The need for them is amazingly persistent.

Try Aleve. I hear it works for 12 hours.

 

[Songbird]

Try Aleve. I hear it works for 12 hours.

You mean you haven't tried it for cramps yet?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You mean you haven't tried it for cramps yet?

No, I eat chicken noodle soup. I suppose birds are good for something.

 

[Songbird]

No, I eat chicken noodle soup. I suppose birds are good for something.

Chickens aren't birds. They're mammals.