Should ghosts have rights?

[fantome profane]

Sure but...

Those rights don't include:

- Walking up and down at night time.

Freedom of Travel is a fundamental right.

- Jumpscaring me.

I am too old and too tired to Jumpscare anyone anymore.

You're thinking about cats.

- Tapping and knocking on random **** when I'm trying to sleep.

Stop sleeping in my house.

- Changing the temperature.

Hypocrite! It is you meatbags that change the temperature with your ridiculous 37 degree body. And you call that "normal"?

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

Not till all our Brothers and Sisters in Spirit are free!

I have been told that 5000 dead people voted in Georgia. That is a disgrace. We need to get that number up!


Join the fight for Eternal Spectral Suffrage!

The dead are that expressive where you live?
It doesn't seem to happen over here...

 

[fantome profane]

The dead are that expressive where you live?
It doesn't seem to happen over here...

A few. Mainly just me.


(and btw, I haven't "lived" anywhere for about 800 years).

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Since I believe that there are earthbound human spirits, I would say that they are free to come and go as they please, unless they irritate or frighten the living to an extreme degree, in which case their presence could be problematic. I'm sure not why spirits would need more legal rights if there is a will.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sure but...

Those rights don't include:

- Walking up and down at night time.
- Jumpscaring me.
- Tapping and knocking on random **** when I'm trying to sleep.
- Changing the temperature.

Deal?

Then why do I want to be a ghost? That's the whole point and fun of it. Do it those who angered you, and those friends who need a good tease.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I voted in the spirit of the OP. See what I did there?

Which emoji is closest to a 'groan' do you think? Asking for a friend.

 

[fantome profane]

Then why do I want to be a ghost? That's the whole point and fun of it. Do it those who angered you, and those friends who need a good tease.

That's the spirit.


No, wait, that's the spirit ---->

 

[Viker]

Should a ghost be allowed to run for public office? I'd vote some.


Just a few, if ghosts, to consider.
Teddy (deserved another term)
Honest Abe or JFK(didn't get to complete second terms)
RFK (didn't get a chance)
FDR (might as well be prez forever)

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Should a ghost be allowed to run for public office? I'd vote some.


Just a few, if ghosts, to consider.
Teddy (deserved another term)
Honest Abe or JFK(didn't get to complete second terms)
RFK (didn't get a chance)
FDR (might as well be prez forever)

"President Lincoln, would you please knock on the wall or door before you walk through it? You scare the bejesus out of us when you do that. Thank you, sir."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Should a ghost be allowed to run for public office? I'd vote some.


Just a few, if ghosts, to consider.
Teddy (deserved another term)
Honest Abe or JFK(didn't get to complete second terms)
RFK (didn't get a chance)
FDR (might as well be prez forever)

Id vote the ghost of the head of Robot Nixon.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I do have to interject amd say no rights at all for Japanese ghosts. They're scary, they're grotesque, often terrifying to behold amd they give nightmares to those pansy Western ghosts who move things around and make a bit of noise.

 

[Viker]

I do have to interject amd say no rights at all for Japanese ghosts. They're scary, they're grotesque, often terrifying to behold amd they give nightmares to those pansy Western ghosts who move things around and make a bit of noise.

That's discrimination against ghosts! It's like racism. Ghostism?

 

[Stevicus]

Id vote the ghost of the head of Robot Nixon.

Another thing that would be interesting is if both Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung came back as ghosts and got into a three-way power struggle with Kim Jong Un.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How do you tax ghosts, when they have no visible means of support?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Writing seems to be the only profession that is presently pro-ghost.

 

[Stevicus]

How do you tax ghosts, when they have no visible means of support?

I don't know, but it seems that most states already do have some kind of tax on spirits.

 

[Secret Chief]

Which emoji is closest to a 'groan' do you think? Asking for a friend.

The closest one is the trophy. Tell your friend it's deserved.

 

[Secret Chief]

I don't know, but it seems that most states already do have some kind of tax on spirits.

This comment is worse than mine.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This comment is worse than mine.

Making people cringe is the ghoul.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Making people cringe is the ghoul.

In honour of this pun, I vote to rename all moderator ban-hammers to be banshee-hammers.