This is a must-read for anyone who considers them a fan of college football. After reading through the rules, I've discovered that I need to make a few changes.
ESPN Page 2 - Page 2: New Rules for College Football Fans to Live By
Here are the rules I've been breaking or broke. I'm adjusting my life in order to come into compliance:
32. Never leave a game early, unless: (a) it's a blowout and there's a great game just starting on TV; (b) it's time to use those digits. This one will be much easier since the Mountain West conference dumped ESPN and we're not playing games at 8:00 on a saturday night in the middle of a snow storm anymore!
34. You must have at least two bobbleheads or stuffed animals on your office desk, or a combination of one bobblehead and one stuffed animal. Gotta go get me this in the morning.
40. You must make at least one road trip while in college without tickets or a hotel room lined up ahead of time. Too late
41. Observe the following statutes of limitations: (a) Bragging about national title: 25 years Phew! I still have a few more years to brag about BYUs!
Let's face it: Life requires rules. Precepts to live by, laws to abide by, dictums to follow, lest civilization devolve into a Hobbesian state of nature, "Lord of the Flies," with all of us grasping for the conch and no one agreeing if it takes one or both feet inbounds for a sideline catch to count.
College football fandom is no different.
Is it OK to root for two schools? Is it ever OK to root for a rival? As a fan, how many Freedom of Information Act requests can I file before it seems creepy? Such are the questions that try boosters' souls. But fear not: Page 2 is here to help.
After months of careful deliberation and a two-week retreat to the College Football Hall of Fame, Page 2 has compiled a list of 57 rules for college football fandom. Learn them. Love them. But we need 100 rules, so please use the conversation pages to help us fill out the list. We'll add the best of your suggestions to Page 2's official list. Step out of the confusing darkness, and into clarity's* sweet light...
ESPN Page 2 - Page 2: New Rules for College Football Fans to Live By
Here are the rules I've been breaking or broke. I'm adjusting my life in order to come into compliance:
32. Never leave a game early, unless: (a) it's a blowout and there's a great game just starting on TV; (b) it's time to use those digits. This one will be much easier since the Mountain West conference dumped ESPN and we're not playing games at 8:00 on a saturday night in the middle of a snow storm anymore!
34. You must have at least two bobbleheads or stuffed animals on your office desk, or a combination of one bobblehead and one stuffed animal. Gotta go get me this in the morning.
40. You must make at least one road trip while in college without tickets or a hotel room lined up ahead of time. Too late
41. Observe the following statutes of limitations: (a) Bragging about national title: 25 years Phew! I still have a few more years to brag about BYUs!