Intelligent design - all this molecular biology and physics stuff is way too hard to understand. I'll buy you a beer if you'll just stop asking questions.
Global climate change/instability - :areyoucra Astoundingly, you are too stupid to realize that 'Global Warming' can actually result in regional snowfall and even focal cooling (just like we showed you), so we had to rename it for your simple-minded consumption.
Haha the second one is so spot on.