Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

A cop with a stuffed bear...which he gave you to calm you down and get you out of the fetal position you were in under the kitchen table

That stuffed bear looks an awful lot like you.
See the resemblance....

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest has a pet prawn called Simon.

 

[Heyo]

@Revoltingest has a pet prawn called Simon.

@John53 has a pet peeve called @Revoltingest.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Heyo goes to steakhouses to order just a salad.

 

[Brickjectivity]

To whom it may concern:

Cocaine Bear - Wikipedia​

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest has a pet prawn called Simon.

Well, I did have one til last nite.
(Mrs Revolt made gumbo.)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest hasn't been able to button the top button on his pants for 28 years.

 

[Heyo]

@Heyo goes to steakhouses to order just a salad.

It's funny - because it's true. (Well, it was. And I can recommend the Steakhouse salads.)

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest hasn't been able to button the top button on his pants for 28 years.

There's no "top" button.
There is just the button.

Snow White failed his advanced buttoning class.
(They were expelled because they looked at their
neighbor's button during the final exam.)

 

[Heyo]

To whom it may concern:

Cocaine Bear - Wikipedia​

@Revoltingest tried that with @Wu Wei but like a true Scotsman was too stingy to flake out 40 pounds. So @Wu Wei had a good time.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

There's no "top" button.
There is just the button.

Snow White failed his advanced buttoning class.
(They were expelled because they looked at their
neighbor's button during the final exam.)

Yeah, well, your mom dresses you funny.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, well, your mom dresses you funny.

It made me who I am today.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It made me who I am today.

A man who loves sheep for his sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

A man who loves sheep for his sleep.

Snow White wears Wellington boots when sheperding.

I wonder how many know how that relates to sheep?

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest tried that with @Wu Wei but like a true Scotsman was too stingy to flake out 40 pounds. So @Wu Wei had a good time.

Pure prevarication....@Revoltingest and I are never in the same room..... I can't stand the stench and he, the big sissy, can't stand the mauling....

 

[Heyo]

Snow White wears Wellington boots when sheperding.

I wonder how many know how that relates to sheep?

All those who know why Scots wear kilts.

 

[Revoltingest]

All those who know why Scots wear kilts.

To hide their shame, of course!

 

[Revoltingest]

I just gotta re-use this pic....

@Subduction Zone tries to plug in his TV to the wrong outlet.

 

[Wu Wei]

That stuffed bear looks an awful lot like you.
See the resemblance....

Yes I know, and I made a lot of money on it too..... want one..... they're cheap...... only $29.99...but for you....I will make you a deal... limited edition ........2 for only $79.99...

 

[John53]

@Snow White has a pet halibut called Eric.