Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Subduction Zone]

@John53 is a parakeet.

 

[ChristineM]

@John53 is a parakeet.

Old news.

But worse than that, he's Australian

 

[Subduction Zone]

Old news.

But worse than that, he's Australian

Careful! Such an accusation could earn a strike.

 

[ChristineM]

Careful! Such an accusation could earn a strike.

Luckily we are in the jokee forum, i wouldn't say it anywhere else

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest isn't a natural blond

You utterly failed in your attempt to insult me!
Had you used the feminine form, "blonde",
it would've been cutting. What a missed
opportunity! Clearly, you attended only
a small, backward, provincial college.
Ohio State, perhaps?

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest showers, and sleeps with clothes on

I never shower to excess. Only in months with a "q".
Clothing while sleeping is the law in Revoltistan.
One never knows when bacon truck will arrive playing
its jingle, alerting all to the treats briefly awaiting.

 

[John53]

Luckily we are in the jokee forum, i wouldn't say it anywhere else

Of course it's a strike! It's off topic, this is an insult thread not the random meaningless compliment thread.

 

[ChristineM]

Of course it's a strike! It's off topic, this is an insult thread not the random meaningless compliment thread.

I thought it was a pretty good insult

 

[John53]

I thought it was a pretty good insult

Calling me English would have been pretty good, calling me American would have been very good.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I thought it was a pretty good insult

Hmm, I am beginning to wonder now. I do have admit to having some fondness for their concept of alternative transportation modes:

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Calling me English would have been pretty good, calling me American would have been very good.

Eh, you wouldn't last 5 minutes in America. Soon as you start spouting off about your 3 months of college education in backwoods Tennessee to Billy Bub, you'll be begging to go home well before he makes you marry his daughter.

 

[Secret Chief]

@JustGeorge has good taste.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Subduction Zone looks at the knots in trees and gets ideas

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge has good taste.

Well, everyone knows that...

 

[John53]

Hmm, I am beginning to wonder now. I do have admit to having some fondness for their concept of alternative transportation modes:

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Fake news! It's a 40kph zone there, he's doing at least 80.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest can only play baa baa black sheep on the bagpipes.

 

[John53]

@Subduction Zone was a back up dancer in Jesus Christ Superstar.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@John53 tried out for Jesus Christ Superstar but couldn't make the cut, so he was a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance, instead.

 

[John53]

@Stonetree is an overgrown weed

 

[John53]

@Wu Wei is a panda