Questions, Anyone?

[Old Scratch]

Puny (but with some potential) human Jasonwill2 recommended has, that in this DIR I post.
Hold forth on My nature I shall. Curses & welcome to all who dare ask!
Booowhhwahhhhahaaaahhaahaha hahhahahhahahhhaahhhaaa!

 

[Breathe]

So, why were you kicked out of Heaven?
Where do you like to go on vacation?
Are you the sole ruler of Hell, or do you split it up into smaller, more autonomous divisions, ruled by demons?

 

[Old Scratch]

So, why were you kicked out of Heaven?

That unpleasantness you bring up! Hahahhahahhah! Actually, no real rancor between He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named & your Dark Lord exists.
Good (but competitive) neighbors we are. Consider....an all powerful supreme being (as you believe) would never a war have permitted.
Not consistent with being "all powerful" would that be. No, time it was My own independent empire to run. One must one's own destiny choose!
Life spent doing as one is told should not be.

Where do you like to go on vacation?

Washington DC....Miserable climate, foul air, corruption, degradation, & fertile ground for evil is there.
La Brea Tar Pits nice are too.

Are you the sole ruler of Hell, or do you split it up into smaller, more autonomous divisions, ruled by demons?

A "claws off" manager I am, so to My minions & proteges much responsibility I delegate. A feared but fair mentor I am!
Booowhhaahahahahah haahhahahahah hahahahahahahhaa hahahhahahahahaah!

 

[crossfire]

Would you give us the real scoop on Ayn Rand on this thread? Thank you.

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru.../137222-most-satanists-familiar-ayn-rand.html

 

[1137]

Are you actually Left Hand Path with a sense of humor, or are you a jester in disguise?

 

[Amechania]

Why do you write as if you are Yoda and you just blew a bowl?

 

[Abandon]

Whats really better: New York or Chicago style pizza?

 

[Awoon]

Damn it now I gotta order a Marco's pizza.

Thanks a lot Pal.

 

[Iti oj]

Are you actually Left Hand Path with a sense of humor, or are you a jester in disguise?

Jester. Jester. Jester. Jester. But quite entertaining.

 

[Abandon]

Damn it now I gotta order a Marco's pizza.

Thanks a lot Pal.

Sooooo...is Marco's Chicago style or New York?

 

[Awoon]

Sooooo...is Marco's Chicago style or New York?

Down the road Ohio style.

 

[jasonwill2]

Dark Lord, what is it, that you see in the heart of those who call themselves Satanists? Both the atheists, and the theists?

Are you actually Left Hand Path with a sense of humor, or are you a jester in disguise?

Don't ruin our fun!!!

 

[Old Scratch]

Would you give us the real scoop on Ayn Rand on this thread? Thank you.
http://www.religiousforums.com/foru.../137222-most-satanists-familiar-ayn-rand.html

Simple it is.
Do you distrust authorities who say their 'word' you should take over your own judgement?
Should you not be forced your own life & work to sacrifice for the good of the hive?
Do you agreements honor?
Is pleasure of value to you?
Do you think it weak, yourself over to a higher power give?
Are you over your own mind & body sovereign?
If so, then some things in common with Rand you might have. But if ever Here you meet her, don't get her going. Your ear she will talk off.

 

[Old Scratch]

Are you actually Left Hand Path with a sense of humor, or are you a jester in disguise?

A difference is there? A most wicked & sharp sense of humor the Left Hand Path has!
Humor pain is, & no fear of it should you have. Mock, & mock well!
Booowhahahhhaha hahahahaha hahahhahahahhaha hahahahhahha hahahah!

But My status should to you matter not. Your own mind to here led you, and that journey of your own making is, & more than the destination matters.
No worship do I want. No commands to strong & rational individuals do I issue.
But the weak of mind...ahhhhh! My domesticated chattel they are, & to My ends manipulate & use them I relish.

 

[Old Scratch]

Why do you write as if you are Yoda and you just blew a bowl?

Yoda? Hah! Upon whom do you think that nimble & eloquent little fellow was modeled?
Most pleased with him your Dark Lord is.

 

[Old Scratch]

Whats really better: New York or Chicago style pizza?

Hmmm.....tough call. Each its pleasure has.
Chicago pizza of corruption & conspiracy smells. But New York of decadence & debauchery tastes.
Both I like. Chicago with red wine goes well.

 

[Old Scratch]

Dark Lord, what is it, that you see in the heart of those who call themselves Satanists? Both the atheists, and the theists?

Independence, oneness with the world, self-reliance, kindred interests, voracious appetites, life & intelligence I see.
The hive mind eschewed is.

Don't ruin our fun!!!

Your path your choice is. If fun you choose to have, then fun it shall be.
Live! Beware those who say only others you should serve! Beware those who say carnal pleasures wrong are!
To deny oneself....this of low weakness & false piety bespeaks.
Few obligations have you. Enjoy! Harm to others avoid!

 

[Abandon]

Down the road Ohio style.

Oh! the evilest of them all

 

[1137]

I like this guy

 

[Abandon]

Hmmm.....tough call. Each its pleasure has.
Chicago pizza of corruption & conspiracy smells. But New York of decadence & debauchery tastes.
Both I like. Chicago with red wine goes well.

Spoken like a scholar! Although I prefer mine decadent and full of debauchery