Pseudo Haiku Thread ; Haiku Thread is Forever ; It can never die

[Brickjectivity]

Pseudo Haiku III:
Revenge of the Haiku Thread
Haiku mind invasions

 

[Eyes to See]

Alas, the last Haiku I wrote was probably in 7th grade.

 

[dybmh]

Peaceful words that last
Silly ones that make me laugh
Haiku helps time pass

 

[Revoltingest]

Haikus don't inspire
They are just 3 sentences
Limericks are best

 

[Brickjectivity]

Haikus don't inspire
They are just 3 sentences
Limericks are best

They are difficult
but you cannot get enuff
limericks are farts

 

[Revoltingest]

They are difficult
but you cannot get enuff
limericks are farts

Haiku is easy
No rhyming is needed
Limericks take skill

 

[dybmh]

thread takes a strange turn
unexpected diversion
it's haiku debate

 

[Brickjectivity]

Haiku is easy
No rhyming is needed
Limericks take skill

all limericks take
is some tape and some taboo
from under my shoe

 

[Brickjectivity]

thread takes a strange turn
unexpected diversion
it's haiku debate

no obligation
there is no situation
limericks are dead

 

[Revoltingest]

all limericks take
is some tape and some taboo
from under my shoe

A run-on haiku
from one line to another
Is that cromulent

 

[dybmh]

no obligation
there is no situation
limericks are dead

dark clouds circling
menacing scot revolting
revenge is coming

 

[Brickjectivity]

A run-on haiku
from one line to another
Is that cromulent

stop raising the bar
if everybody could sing
there would be no Sting

 

[Brickjectivity]

dark clouds circling
menacing scot revolting
revenge is coming

It was merciless
talking down about haiku
please don't call me Scott.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am so sleepy
Can hardly keep eyes open
Its time for a nap


Please, will you shut up
I'm tired of politics
please leave me alone


a nice quiet cave
is that to much to ask for
sorry you can't stay


I want to eat pie
apple, pumpkin, blueberry
give me, give me, now


rotten bananas
time to make banana bread
turn on the oven

 

[Revoltingest]

Bear, bear, grumpy bear
He is a danger to us
Give him six pies

 

[dybmh]

Down wind of a bear
Torrents ricochet passed face
Covid mask saves me

 

[Revoltingest]

Pseudo haiku thread
Forever, it cannot die
Pish posh & piffle

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pseudo haiku thread
Forever, it cannot die
Pish posh & piffle

Ok, so you like nursery rhymes better.
So pick a thread and make it better.
I'm not so invested
and what you've suggested
is probably fine for a sweater

 

[Brickjectivity]

That was hard.

 

[Revoltingest]

Limericks are hard
Good ones are even more so
Tell a good story