Pirates Or Ninjas??????

[Mister Emu]

See my signature(been that way for a bit now).

 

[FerventGodSeeker]

Why can't I be both? irate: :ninja:

Because I said so. :no: Ya just can't, it's not possible.

 

[SoyLeche]

Because I said so. :no: Ya just can't, it's not possible.

Telling a Pirate or a Ninja that something is impossible is the most sure way to guarantee that they'll accomplish it.

 

[RevOxley_501]

www.bestpageintheuniverse.org

 

[FerventGodSeeker]

Telling a Pirate or a Ninja that something is impossible is the most sure way to guarantee that they'll accomplish it.

EXCEPT when you ask them to understand one another

 

[SoyLeche]

EXCEPT when you ask them to understand one another

There is no "except" with pirates and ninjas

 

[Mister_T]

Because I said so. :no: Ya just can't, it's not possible.

Poppycock!

You shall see.

You will tremble in fear when in the presence of the Pininja!

irate: :ninja:

 

[Zephyr]

NinjaPirateZombieRobot.

However, when only including Ninjas and Pirates, Pirates win. Always. They have more fun.

 

[SoyLeche]

NinjaPirateZombieRobot.

However, when only including Ninjas and Pirates, Pirates win. Always. They have more fun.

Until the ninjas kill them, of course.

 

[FerventGodSeeker]

Poppycock!

You shall see.

You will tremble in fear when in the presence of the Pininja!

irate: :ninja:

Psshhh...I don't buy it. It's gonna be as lame as that Liger thing from Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Zephyr]

Until the nijas kill them, of course.

Guns.

I will concede that it comes down to where they'd fight. In the middle of a forest, a ninja would slaughter a pirate. They'd be able to hide without much trouble at all. If I pirate didn't have a guard parrot, he wouldn't even know he was going to die until it was too late.

If they were to fight at sea, however, pirates have an unstoppable sense of balance. Also, guns. Also, cannons. Also, ships, etc. It comes down to location.

In neutral ground, pirates are still better equiped. Let's see a ninja dodge a hail of lead from a blunderrrrbus.

 

[SoyLeche]

Guns.

I will concede that it comes down to where they'd fight. In the middle of a forest, a ninja would slaughter a pirate. They'd be able to hide without much trouble at all. If I pirate didn't have a guard parrot, he wouldn't even know he was going to die until it was too late.

If they were to fight at sea, however, pirates have an unstoppable sense of balance. Also, guns. Also, cannons. Also, ships, etc. It comes down to location.

In neutral ground, pirates are still better equiped. Let's see a ninja dodge a hail of lead from a blunderrrrbus.

You can only shoot something you can see. A ninja would be able to make himself invisible on a pirate ship as well as anywhere else.

And, as I've already stated, any "ninja" that gets killed by a cannon ball didn't deserve the title Ninja to begin with.

 

[Mister_T]

You can only shoot something you can see. A ninja would be able to make himself invisible on a pirate ship as well as anywhere else.

And, as I've already stated, any "ninja" that gets killed by a cannon ball didn't deserve the title Ninja to begin with.

And any pirate who didn't kill a ninja with a cannon ball doesn't deserve the title "Pirate."

 

[SoyLeche]

And any pirate who didn't kill a ninja with a cannon ball doesn't deserve the title "Pirate."

If that were true, and my statement were true, there would be no Pirates or Ninjas

 

[Mister_T]

Psshhh...I don't buy it. It's gonna be as lame as that Liger thing from Napoleon Dynamite

It's ok. I understand. The concept alone is too much awesome for you comprehend. Allow me to help you get a better idea:


irate: +:ninja: = Mighty Morphin Pirate Rangers.

 

[SoyLeche]

It's ok. I understand. The concept alone is too much awesome for you comprehend. Allow me to help you get a better idea:


irate: +:ninja: = Mighty Morphin Pirate Rangers.

Exactly. There is a very large difference between a liger and a Pininja. A liger is half lion and half tiger. A Pininja is ALL pirate and ALL ninja.

 

[Mister_T]

Exactly. There is a very large difference between a liger and a Pininja. A liger is half lion and half tiger. A Pininja is ALL pirate and ALL ninja.

Precisely!

Which is why they should join forces and rule the world. Or at the very least have their own military branch. Who needs Navy SEALS when you have an army of Pininjas at your disposal!

 

[Mister_T]

If that were true, and my statement were true, there would be no Pirates or Ninjas

I don't see any Pirates or Ninjas living in present day. Do you?

 

[SoyLeche]

I don't see any Pirates or Ninjas living in present day. Do you?

Pirates most definately. I read a story in the Reader's Digest about a family sailing around the world that were attacked by pirates. Granted, they weren't the keel hauling type, but pirates nonetheless.

 

[Mister_T]

Pirates most definately. I read a story in the Reader's Digest about a family sailing around the world that were attacked by pirates. Granted, they weren't the keel hauling type, but pirates nonetheless.

Oh...I guess that means Pirates win