Newark, New Jersey signs sister city agreement with a place that doesn't exist

[Valjean]

Consider the advantages.
- Revoltistan exists...sort of.
- We don't conquer other countries.
- We prefer to not even visit other countries.
- Best national motto in the world...
"Damn the torpedoes! Full speed astern!"

A strategic advance to the rear?

 

[Revoltingest]

All well and fine, but there is that one speed bump....

haggis.

I already know that it's not available in Newark.

 

[Revoltingest]

A strategic advance to the rear?

We prefer to call it "strategic avoidance of injury & death".