Nerd Test....Do You Qualify?

[Stevicus]

A real nerd would do that.
But it wouldn't be necessary for such an easy question.
NO SOUP BADGE FOR YOU !!!!

Nerds don't need any stinkin' badges!

 

[Wu Wei]

Are you horrible at sports?

 

[Martin]

I used to do a good four hundred metres - shooting, I mean.

 

[Polymath257]

Are you horrible at sports?

What is this word you use? 'Sports'?

Is that a type of board game?

 

[Stevicus]

What is this word you use? 'Sports'?

Is that a type of board game?

A board game, or perhaps a video game. What other way is there to play sports?

On the other hand, I've heard some people describe chess as a "sport," although that's probably something a nerd would say.

 

[Thief]

Define "dunsel".
This is actually a wonderful neologism, one worthy of wider usage.

Bonus questions.....
Who became one?
How?

a useless obsolete part

as Captain Kirk to the loss of command to a computer

and the J …..in Bullwinkle J. Moose
is what name?