My own boss.

[Quagmire]

I got pooped on by a human being who was suspended midair once.

I don't miss my old job.

Ok, only guess I can make here is you were either a first responder or a circus worker.

*Edit: ok, saw post 18.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ok, only guess I can make here is you were either a first responder or a circus worker.

Group home, but between the three job descriptions, there isn't always a lot of difference.

 

[Quagmire]

Group home, but between the three job descriptions, there isn't always a lot of difference.

I can see that.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Another perk is you can drink on the job, apparently.

I drank on the job when I was my own boss.
To be fair, there were a lot of meetings at 9.30pm via teleconference

 

[ChristineM]

Somebody called me a sweet bloodsucker once. That's unfair actually.

Unfair to sweet or unfair to bloodsucker?

 

[Revoltingest]

Just can't get high. That's against the rules on job.

You work for a tough taskmaster.

 

[Thief]

Wow. Takes a lot of effort to post while drinking.

your speel chick is woerking

mine doesn't.....

'hic'

 

[RestlessSoul]

I am both a property owner/land lady and consultant. I lease local property and then tell folks how to manage. Also, an insane investor.

Good time to buy shares in insanity

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I am both a property owner/land lady and consultant. I lease local property and then tell folks how to manage. Also, an insane investor.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but if you're a consultant, then you fall into the category of bloodsucker...not that there's anything wrong with that!

Seriously, although consultants have the reputation of "If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem," my great-uncle made a fortune telling businesses to fire most of their relatives, promote the aunt in accounting to vice-president because she was running the business anyway, and, oh, by the way, replace the two older machines on your manufacturing floor with current models...

He'd present his findings, they'd smile, thank him, and hand over a check for a large amount of money...and almost to a one, within a year they were out of business because they only changed the machinery...

 

[Revoltingest]

I work for myself.
My boss is a real jerk.

 

[ChristineM]

I work for myself.
my boss is a real jerk.

i second that

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I work for myself.
my boss is a real jerk.

I keep filing complaints about harrassment, but I keep dismissing them for lack of evidence...

 

[JustGeorge]

I work for my family.

The hours suck, the pay sucks, mistreatment occurs daily.

Think its time to join a union...

 

[Revoltingest]

i second that

Oh, you know the guy, eh.
Where did you meet him...at the snail & stinky cheese store?

 

[ChristineM]

Oh, you know the guy, eh.
Where did you meet him...at the snail & stinky cheese store?

Nope it was at the second hand scrap brass, bacon and haggis open day

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope it was at the second hand scrap brass, bacon and haggis open day

That was a very good day.