My Coffee is sooooooooo stong.......!

[Thief]

My coffee is sooooooooo strong...paper filters don't work!

I have to use a stainless steel tea ball!.....as a strainer!

 

[Alt Thinker]

My coffee is sooooooooo strong...paper filters don't work!

I have to use a stainless steel tea ball!.....as a strainer!

I have to stir mine with a chrome vanadium steel spoon so it does not melt.

 

[Thief]

Thank you!.....my plated spoons do crack and peel!

 

[gzusfrk]

When I pour my coffee in my cup made by nasa from a special alloy, neighbors around the area come out on their porch looking around wondering whats going on.

 

[Alt Thinker]

My coffee is so strong not only does the spoon stand up straight in it, but I need a jackhammer to get it out again.

 

[Alt Thinker]

No, I lied. I do not stir my coffee with a spoon, I use one of these, depending on blend.

 

[Revoltingest]

My coffee is so strong that large animals become trapped in it,
& will some day be excavated by archeologists.

 

[Alt Thinker]

My coffee is so strong that large animals become trapped in it,
& will some day be excavated by archeologists.

So ... your coffee tastes like tar?

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't know how it tastes.
I'm not tough enuf to actually drink it.

 

[Estro Felino]

My coffee is sooooooooo strong...paper filters don't work!

I have to use a stainless steel tea ball!.....as a strainer!

I drink an entire cup of Espresso every day and I'm fine
u'll survive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Before they are brewed my coffee beans are specially treated in the intestines of Jaguars. The resulting coffee is stronger than normal.

 

[Viker]

Instead of wasting any of my coffee, I allow road crews to pave highways with any unused coffee.

 

[Runewolf1973]

My coffee is so strong and is such a powerful stimulant, they are experimenting with it to bring the dead back to life.

 

[Revoltingest]

My coffee is so strong that it keeps'm dead.

 

[Alt Thinker]

Before they are brewed my coffee beans are specially treated in the intestines of Jaguars. The resulting coffee is stronger than normal.

But what does it taste like?

 

[Viker]

But what does it taste like?

Cat poo.

 

[Brickjectivity]

But what does it taste like?

It would be impossible to discuss without a common frame of reference. Have you ever tasted Kopi Luwak?

 

[Viker]

Isn't that Malay for cat poo?

 

[Thief]

I dare to recycle the left overs.
Using my thermos as a standard for measure....
I add water to refill....and put that back in the sauce pan.
Add the usual amount of grind.
Strain the brew thru the tea ball.

With each passing day....the mix gets STRONGER!

By Friday, the content is dark.....very dark......foreboding....

It makes me nervous just to look in the cup!

 

[Viker]

My coffee is so strong I don't bother with water.