More Misconceptions

[Unedited]

WARNING: This link contains extreme ignorance and hate. It’s also hilarious.

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/wicca.htm

At least the first part is. After that it's just kind of sad.

 

[michel]

http://paganwiccan.about.com/od/historywicca/a/ageofwicca.htm

is another interesting site; it outs more of a 'modern slant' on Wicca, but Wicca is basically Pagan, and here in England, most of the Christian Churches are built on what was Pagan sites.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

'Phallic refers to a man's poo-poo'!? If you can't even get something as simple as that correct, how're you gonna get anything else right?

 

[michel]

'Phallic refers to a man's poo-poo'!? If you can't even get something as simple as that correct, how're you gonna get anything else right?

Now you are confusing me; phallic ?- where does that appear ?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Now you are confusing me; phallic ?- where does that appear ?

Not on the site you posted...don't panic. The other site claims that :

The horned god is a phallic (phallic refers to a man's poo-poo) deity of fertility.

I've got three kids, and as far as I'm aware a man's 'poo-poo' has little to do with fertility.At least, not as I understand poo-poo. That could be just a huge Satan fuelled misconception on my part though.
Sorry Michel...should have explained myself a bit better.

 

[Dinogrrl]

I stopped reading after the first few sentences. The bad grammar was making my brain hurt.

 

[niamhwitch]

But witches say, "we love the horned god". Well, HE HATES YOU just like he hates me and everybody else. That's why you'll never be happy and you will sink in deeper and deeper debauchery and despair.

WOW. First of all, how does he know what the Horned God is thinking? Also, I'm quite happy in my life lol. This man really does not know what he is talking about. I love how he compares the Wiccan Rede to the Satanic saying. They both may have the same line in them ("Do what thou will") but the Wiccan Rede specifies "An' it harm none". It really isnt a fair comparison.

I looked up that book Wicca: Satan's Little White Lie on Amazon and amazingly, its a real book! There were 91 reviews for the book on Amazon and 65 people gave it a 1 star review (the lowest you can give on Amazon). This guy is such a joke...

 

[Quoth The Raven]

How does he know that the whole sinking deeper into debauchery thing isn't what makes you happy?
Debauchery is very underrated.

 

[Unedited]

I stopped reading after the first few sentences. The bad grammar was making my brain hurt.

There are some parts where he sounds like such a hick too.

And each of these groups got something in common-- Lucifer.

Jesus ain't go no dark side!

:biglaugh:

 

[Lycan]

In regards to the 'poo-poo', I think he means a penis but is too uptight to actually say penis.

 

[michel]

In regards to the 'poo-poo', I think he means a penis but is too uptight to actually say penis.

I don't blame him; I'm too uptight to say 'penis'.

:jiggy:

 

[Unedited]

In regards to the 'poo-poo', I think he means a penis but is too uptight to actually say penis.

Yes, but shouldn't he at least say "pee-pee"?

 

[Dinogrrl]

That's what I thought.

 

[michel]

Yes, but shouldn't he at least say "pee-pee"?

Errr, This Forum isn't for under 'ten year olds' is it ?... I mean, there is a name for the organ, is it so offensive?

 

[Unedited]

Errr, This Forum isn't for under 'ten year olds' is it ?... I mean, there is a name for the organ, is it so offensive?

I don't think it's offensive, but if the writer does, he could at least get it's function right.

 

[linwood]

I've got three kids, and as far as I'm aware a man's 'poo-poo' has little to do with fertility.At least, not as I understand poo-poo. That could be just a huge Satan fuelled misconception on my part though.

:biglaugh::biglaugh:

I dunno LL.
I`ve got three little sh*ts running around here now .

Poo-Poo...It`s killing me.
:biglaugh:

 

[niamhwitch]

hahahaha linwood!