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I saw Tesla, Great White and Badlands a long time ago. Tesla plays that Pageant here frequently. Sell the place out still.

Dan, let me get this straight.....Can you or can't you fix parking tickets?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Dan, let me get this straight.....Can you or can't you fix parking tickets?

I can fix them. Just don't go to court and don't pay them. That'll fix em. They forget about those things.

The maker of this post does not condone ignoring the law and not paying tickets. This post is not based on real people and any similarity is merely a coincidence. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. This post is for humorous purposes. Pay your bills.

No. I cannot fix parking tickets. I can help you prevent them. Loan me your car.

 

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I can fix them. Just don't go to court and don't pay them. That'll fix em. They forget about those things.

The maker of this post does not condone ignoring the law and not paying tickets. This post is not based on real people and any similarity is merely a coincidence. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. This post is for humorous purposes. Pay your bills.

No. I cannot fix parking tickets. I can help you prevent them. Loan me your car.

Do rabbits always work on Easter?......Do the youngsters at RF ask for jelly beans when you walk down the street?

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

I can fix them. Just don't go to court and don't pay them. That'll fix em. They forget about those things.

The maker of this post does not condone ignoring the law and not paying tickets. This post is not based on real people and any similarity is merely a coincidence. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. This post is for humorous purposes. Pay your bills.

No. I cannot fix parking tickets. I can help you prevent them. Loan me your car.

"The poster who made this post is a real person, not an actor."

 

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"The poster who made this post is a real person, not an actor."

I hope you are feeling better. It's good to see you....

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm a rabbit. Far as anyone knows. You can't prove I'm not.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

I'm a rabbit. Far as anyone knows. You can't prove I'm not.

I apologize for my obvious mistake. What I should have said was, "The poster who made this post is a real rabbit, not a person." My bad.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I apologize for my obvious mistake. What I should have said was, "The poster who made this post is a real rabbit, not a person." My bad.

As long as you are not pro-duck, I don't mind.

Duck Season!

 

[John53]

Here's a paddle of ducks I saw this morning, better than a than a fluffle of rabbits.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

As long as you are not pro-duck, I don't mind.

Duck Season!

Wabbit season!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Wabbit season!

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Even the Martians are out to get me.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Even the Martians are out to get me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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That's the dude with the explosive space modulator.

 

[Stevicus]

That's the dude with the explosive space modulator.

That's the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That's the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

I see his agents are everywhere.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

That's the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

I'm impressed by your knowledge of Marvin the Martian.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

I see his agents are everywhere.

They are, indeed, difficult to miss.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The Smoke on the Water in Kashmir is making me Paranoid.

Duck Season!

Good night everybody.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

The Smoke on the Water in Kashmir is making me Paranoid.

Duck Season!

Good night everybody.

I have three words for you: Let It Be.

And it's Wabbit season! Goodnight.

 

[Stevicus]

I see his agents are everywhere.

And it's only going to get worse