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It Must've Been Cold!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Hockeycowboy, Aug 23, 2019.

  1. Hockeycowboy

    Hockeycowboy Well-Known Member
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    One morning in the rurals, a guy was out jogging down a street than went by a lake, in Michigan. It was in winter. He came across a man on the lake's edge huddled over a hole, ice-fishing. The jogger needed a break, so he stopped and watched the man. Their eyes met, and the jogger said "Hi"; the man just nodded.

    The jogger said, "It sure is cold out here, ain't it!"
    The fisherman just shook his head in agreement.

    The jogger asked, "How big are the fish you're catching?"
    The man puts both hands up, about a foot apart.

    Than the jogger asked, "Do you live close by?
    The man nods, and points up the road.

    All this time, he's never said a word.

    Noting this, the jogger says, "You don't talk much, do you?"
    The fisherman looks up, spits a wad of stuff into his hand, and says, "I'm keepin' my worms warm!"
     
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  2. Unveiled Artist

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    Ha. How disgusting.
     
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    Angling boats run charters out of Ramsgate Harbour, Kent, UK.
    Many years ago one of the skippers used to ask his angler client-guests if they would please select the biggest lug worm that they had brought with them ...... he would then wash it in seawater, hold it up high and lower it slowly in to his mouth, and swallow it, with a big smile, and then rub his tummy in feigned satisfaction. :)
     
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  4. Stevicus

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    Nobody likes me,
    Everybody hates me,
    Guess I'll go eat worms.

    Long, thin, slimy ones,
    Short, fat, juicy ones,
    Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

    Down goes the first one,
    Down goes the second one,
    Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

    Up comes the first one,
    Up comes the second one,
    Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
     
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  5. Dan From Smithville

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    Yuck and funny.
     
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    Works for maggots as well,, active bait is better bait
     
  7. Hockeycowboy

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    Wow!

    You’ll “worm” your way into someone’s heart with that one!

    Or....maybe not.
     
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    Of course when it comes to eating worms table manners go out the window

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  9. Hockeycowboy

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    I can’t figure it out: either he can’t get enough....or he’s gagging!

    But I gotta say, I had ‘meal-worm pizza’ once and it was pretty good! Well, it wasn’t pretty, but it was good.
     
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