Inspired by an ever-changing social, economic, and political world, we at Debater Slayer for Automotive Solutions are happy to introduce the Virtue Blinker (TM). It comes in all colors to celebrate inclusivity and make sure that you never offend any other drivers enough to be rammed off the road.
Our technology is simple: install the blinker without removing your car's original one—because we work hard to avoid erasure—and virtue-signal at every turn. Drive your way to the top of the back-seat activist ladder and show those inferior drivers their true place on the road.
Please note that our proprietary GPS system is silent. This is to ensure that we don't include any of the world's languages while excluding others. If you find yourself in the middle of the woods and get mauled by a bear because of our system, remember to check your privilege and think of the less fortunate bear who has to put up with your car at their home.
Preorder now and get your bonus custom-made horn from us today, which yells "Racist!" "Uncultured swine!" and a variety of other woke-minded insults at other drivers upon being pressed.
Our technology is simple: install the blinker without removing your car's original one—because we work hard to avoid erasure—and virtue-signal at every turn. Drive your way to the top of the back-seat activist ladder and show those inferior drivers their true place on the road.
Please note that our proprietary GPS system is silent. This is to ensure that we don't include any of the world's languages while excluding others. If you find yourself in the middle of the woods and get mauled by a bear because of our system, remember to check your privilege and think of the less fortunate bear who has to put up with your car at their home.
Preorder now and get your bonus custom-made horn from us today, which yells "Racist!" "Uncultured swine!" and a variety of other woke-minded insults at other drivers upon being pressed.
