KeithCristian
Member
Oh, never mind.
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I'm a Prophet!
- Thread starter KeithCristian
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Tol
Tol
Now hold up! You had me interested there.
Not many Prophets just casually mention it and then walk away like that! Clearly you're not some run-of-the-mill Prophet.
The public has the right to know more of you! :yes:
Tol
Tol
Me too! And here we are just waiting for his return.... :shout
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
So far, he's the most accurate prophet I've seen.
dieingchild
Member
Gleen Beck could learn somthing from this one.
Tol
Tol
All hail to Keith!:bow:
According to the Sacred Scrolls, the Real Keith was to return in 2012.
"False Keiths may Wonder the Earth until that time, claiming Knowledge of Him that Speaketh not." -- Episiotomy 12:14
While this passage is open for interpretation, Keith's silence has raised doubts as to his authenticity.
Luminous
non-existential luminary
2. What do we know?
A Guru promised a scholar a revelation of greater consequence than anything contained in the scriptures.
When the scholar eagerly asked for it, the Guru said, “Go out into the rain and raise your head and arms heavenward. That will bring you the first revelation.”
The next day the scholar came to report: “I followed your advice and water flowed down my neck—and I felt like a perfect fool!”
“Well,” said the Guru, “for the first day that’s quite a revelation, isn’t it?”
A Guru promised a scholar a revelation of greater consequence than anything contained in the scriptures.
When the scholar eagerly asked for it, the Guru said, “Go out into the rain and raise your head and arms heavenward. That will bring you the first revelation.”
The next day the scholar came to report: “I followed your advice and water flowed down my neck—and I felt like a perfect fool!”
“Well,” said the Guru, “for the first day that’s quite a revelation, isn’t it?”
georgekk
Member
Yep.....I can accept that as possible.....as you show wisdom by not bothering.
People have not altered...they still crucify....as now they have forums...lol
Faithfreedom
i gotta change my avatar
lol....Thanks, it made me laugh
You are not a True Prophet of the Lord Jesus Christ after the Order of Melchizedek if you believe Jesus is coming in the external world. NO! He is coming back internally Spirit, Soul, and Body.
The Coming of the Lord is our Transfiguration from mortal to immortal.
THUS SAITH THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE.
The Coming of the Lord is our Transfiguration from mortal to immortal.
THUS SAITH THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE.