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I oughta move to Alabamie! Wheels, the American Flag, a Bible, anna shotgun!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Nowhere Man, Jun 26, 2019.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man Bompu Zen Man with a little bit of Bushido.

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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Can I get the Satanic version of the Bible?
     
  3. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man Bompu Zen Man with a little bit of Bushido.

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    Maybe that will depend upon the car. *Grin*
     
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    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member
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    Only if you get a Chevy.
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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  6. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    yes you can
    I had one

    but I lived next door to a rectory
    and the Monsignor said he was curious
    and I was naïve enough to loan it to him

    duh
     
  7. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    THERE IS NO SIN IN OWNING A CHEVY!!!!!


    if there is......oh oh
     
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    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    wtf
     
  9. columbus

    columbus Conservative Catholic from Hell

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    You know what those atheists are like. They're always doing stuff without knowing why.
    Tom
     
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  10. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Mr Van is a Chevy.
     
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    columbus Conservative Catholic from Hell

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    It's not that he's a Chevy that's the sin.

    It's you falling asleep with your penis inside him that's the sin.
    Tom
     
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    You want me to leave it outside while sleeping?
     
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  13. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    atta boy

    I took over the payments on my Dad's truck when he passed

    but I also own a Toyota

    does that make me a sinner?
     
  14. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    omg
     
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    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member
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    Then it might attract the birds.
     
  16. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    and who is that as your avatar?
     
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    I already knew you're a sinner.
    Everything you do just confirms it.
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Or repel all wildlife.
     
  19. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    YOU KNOW NOT MY SINS!!!!!!

    and you don't

    do you?
     
  20. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member
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    Mine?

    It's Mila Kunis.
     
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