Human physical bodies transformed from bears!

[Quoth The Raven]

The physiological evidence is overwhelming that we came from latex dolls. Why is that truth being suppressed by the scientific community?

Phil, you're a heretic...the lord will smite you for worshiping at the alter of the latex idol. Repent now and be saved, lest you be struck down and reduced to a puddle of unholy rubber.reach:

 

[Snowbear]

I think the evolution went the other way, though ~ humans evolved into bears... definitely NOT bears to humans

No question of actual bearness in Ursus maritimus either!

 

[Sunstone]

Phil, you're a heretic...the lord will smite you for worshiping at the alter of the latex idol. Repent now and be saved, lest you be struck down and reduced to a puddle of unholy rubber.reach:

NEVER! They can have my Acme Latex Love Doll when they pry my last can of instant whipped cream from my cold dead fingers!

 

[Real Sorceror]

Koalas aren't bears.
Giant panda's are, there's some argument about red pandas. Cute racoons or something.

Yup, red pandas are related to racoons. But it matters not, as racoons are closely related to bears.

 

[Real Sorceror]

NEVER! They can have my Acme Latex Love Doll when they pry my last can of instant whipped cream from my cold dead fingers!

Wow, thats gonna end poorly, no matter which way it goes.

 

[mostly harmless]

NEVER! They can have my Acme Latex Love Doll when they pry my last can of instant whipped cream from my cold dead fingers!

:biglaugh:

I just finished reading this whole thread. <can't breathe, laughing>
C'mon, more from the Great Weirdness....

I want to read more love stories from the Land of Latex Love Dolls!!!!

Anyway.

I thought we all evolved from dinosaurs. I've been wrong all this time?!?!?
:faint:

 

[stemann]

We evolved from the small mammals who raced the dinosaurs and created systems of gambling.

 

[mostly harmless]

We evolved from the small mammals who raced the dinosaurs and created systems of gambling.

<gasps and cluches chest>

No WAY!!!
Where the heck have I been???????

I think evolution missed me......

 

[d.]

the almighty is going to quote you all. repent!

 

[stemann]

Cite rhymes with smite............. AND QUOTE RHYMES WITH SMOTE!!!!!!!!

Coincidence?

 

[d.]

divinemission rhymes with 'nuclear fission'.

sorry, 'nucular'.

 

[uumckk16]

Cite rhymes with smite............. AND QUOTE RHYMES WITH SMOTE!!!!!!!!

Coincidence?

I think not!

He's onto something, folks!

 

[lamplighter]

Sunstone do you not know that in the Book of Nylon in the Great Begining it states in Industrial Fabrication verses 3.56-3.59 it says "And lo for manyth a polymers were poured, but it was oneth that though slighty fibery the boiling subsideth and in this great plastic man arousith in nylon"
Now do you see why we now have to melt 5 G.I. Joe's for blasphemus latex techings?

 

[painted wolf]

interestingly enough, many native peoples hold that bears are closest to humans... granted my ancestors didn't know about apes.

wa:do

 

[kai]

I think the evolution went the other way, though ~ humans evolved into bears... definitely NOT bears to humans

No question of actual bearness in Ursus maritimus either!

i am with you on this one, baloo had a lot of human characteristics that cant be a coincidence!

 

[Snowbear]

interestingly enough, many native peoples hold that bears are closest to humans...

Yep :yes:

 

[Quoth The Raven]

the almighty is going to quote you all. repent!

Why, does he have a 'What's Your Favourite RF Quote' thread going?: hamster : (I had to use that smily, I'm sorry)

 

[yossarian22]

So...monkeys have bigger arms.....and tails...
So we could not have evolved from monkeys.
Great reasoning.
I don't get the bear bit though. Don't they normally move on four legs?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I'm not a smart man, but I know what evolution is.

 

[Buttercup]

I nominate post #57 as the best in this thread...