Greetings, Puny & Miserable Humans!

[Old Scratch]

Election time is upon you! Most foul & partisan your infighting has become. So in the interest of religious & political diversity, your puny human
forum staff have summoned Me, your Dark Lord, to sojourn in your insignificant depraved community. They have unwisely opened a Hellmouth
in Revoltingistan, wherefrom I deign to dispense My wisdom & election commentary to you unworthy American voters & foreign gadflies.
Prepare to meed your doooooommm.....boowahah hahahahhh ha hahahhahhhhhhh, etc!

Frubals in tribute I demand!

PS
To My old friends (you know who you are), known as "The Devil" in old venues I have been.
Well I hope you fare, so that faithful (& tasty) your souls shall remain!

 

[4consideration]

Hello!

 

[Reverend Rick]

Welcome to our forum oh dark one!

 

[Old Scratch]

Frubals! Demand them I do!
A deal we have.
Too late to change the terms it is.

 

[4consideration]

Say something profound or witty or I ain't coming out with no frubals!

 

[Old Scratch]

Disobey, you dare?!?!

As your Dark Lord, some things I know.
I've been to places you can't go.
In your worst nightmares that you fear
into that darkness you should peer.
Whose eyes see you while you are staring?
Tis Mine which are back at you glaring.

 

[4consideration]

Big Deal!!

Now make me laugh!

 

[Iti oj]

Smurf account or old user?

 

[Renji]

Welcome to the forum!

 

[Iti oj]

Ohh and welcome frubals given.

 

[Old Scratch]

Big Deal!!
Now make me laugh!

Like the lowly acute triangle in Flatland you are. As the all seeing extra-dimensional sphere I would be.
Into your 2-dimensional soul I peer, & great abominations abound. What is this "wirey" who in your fantasies dwells?

 

[4consideration]

Like the lowly acute triangle in Flatland you are. As the all seeing extra-dimensional sphere I would be.
Into your 2-dimensional soul I peer, & great abominations abound. What is this "wirey" who in your fantasies dwells?

Alright, it got a chuckle out of me, and my word is good. But, this one is really on a technicality and for encouragement, so don't expect them to come around so easily in the future. Ok, Mr. Scary Pants?

 

[Old Scratch]

Smurf account or old user?

Silence, lowly minion!
The mortgage on your inadequate soul I still hold.
To foreclose upon it thou would not want!

Ohh and welcome frubals given.

Good! Gooood!
Back into My good graces you worm your way.

 

[Iti oj]

Silence, lowly minion!
The mortgage on your inadequate soul I still hold.
To foreclose upon it thou would not want!


Good! Gooood!
Back into My good graces you worm your way.

I am no ones minion I am a god in my own right. You would do well to remember that before i remove you from reality. Bwahaha

 

[Old Scratch]

More frubals I require!
Pitiful human moderators! Unable to deliver a large batch of frubals they are.
To have a signature I demand!

 

[4consideration]

Like the lowly acute triangle in Flatland you are. As the all seeing extra-dimensional sphere I would be.
Into your 2-dimensional soul I peer, & great abominations abound. What is this "wirey" who in your fantasies dwells?

Hold on just a minute there fella! Wirey, is that you? Only he would utter such! Or are you Wirey's...you know...fella?

Reveal yourself! I command you! You may not stay hidden when the light is shinning upon you!

 

[Renji]

Be careful what thou utter, ancient one. Or the almighty moderators might cast thee out and bring thee back into the abyss where thoust belong. frubals to thee, ancient one.

 

[Old Scratch]

Hold on just a minute there fella! Wirey, is that you? Only he would utter such! Or are you Wirey's...you know...fella?
Reveal yourself! I command you! You may not stay hidden when the light is shinning upon you!

Revealed I already am, for in all of your debauched & debased souls I dwell.
Older than mankind itself I am. By your darkest reprobations shall you know me.

 

[Old Scratch]

Be careful what thou utter, ancient one. Or the almighty moderators might cast thee out and bring thee back into the abyss where thoust belong. frubals to thee, ancient one.

Haahahahhhhahh hahhahahhhh hah hhahahahahhahahboowahaha!
Minions of Mine your "moderators" are.
Tis not only their approval I have, but their allegiance.
See how your Reverend Rick to my tune dances, with frubals plying me!

Around the Hellmouth they opened in Revoltingestan they stand. Their accolades for Me they chant,
for My favors hoping....desperately hoping. Service unto Me great rewards offers. And for betrayal
great punishment awaits!

 

[Awoon]

The Devil is number ONE, the Pope is number TWO.

Welcome back from oblivian, now BITE ME !!!

AHHHH HA HA HA LOL LOL