GOP "Don't talk to your kids" -GAY reasons

[Wannabe Yogi]

This can't be true

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The decision of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) to support same-sex marriage after learning that his son was gay has inspired hundreds of other Republican lawmakers to stop speaking to their children immediately, G.O.P. leaders confirmed today.
“I have gathered my caucus and told them, if your kids are going to tell you something that’s going to cost you the next election, it’s better to nip that situation in the bud,” said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). “Just stop talking to them altogether, for heaven’s sakes.”


Read more: Portman Inspires Other Republicans to Stop Speaking to Their Children : The New Yorker

 

[Shermana]

That's the Borowitz Report, excellent satire.

Borowitz Report : The New Yorker

 

[Wannabe Yogi]

I do believe this part of the story.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) agreed with his fellow G.O.P. leaders’ words of caution, adding, “Fortunately, none of my children want to talk to me.”

Read more: Portman Inspires Other Republicans to Stop Speaking to Their Children : The New Yorker

 

[Wannabe Yogi]

That's the Borowitz Report, excellent satire.

Borowitz Report : The New Yorker

How foolish I am. Thank God I started off I don't believe it.

 

[Shermana]

How foolish I am. Thank God I started off I don't believe it.

Don't feel bad, I've been duped by Onion articles before.