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Golden Toilet!

Discussion in 'European Politics' started by Bob Jones, Sep 15, 2019.

  1. Bob Jones

    Bob Jones Prove It!

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    Yesterday somewhere in the UK a solid gold toilet valued at 2 million pounds was quietly unbolted by expert burglars and secretly shuttled outside to an awaiting vehicle. A stoke of genius! But how do you fence such a toilet? Do you melt it and then form it into coins or ingots? That takes a lot of professional and specialise equipment. Or do they hold the toilet as hostage? But in any case before fencing it off, please have the decency to clean all of the skid marks!
     
  2. SomeRandom

    SomeRandom Still learning to be wise

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    “How did you make your fortune, good sir?”
    “Well I I stole and melted down a golden loo.”

    Sorry that’s the first thing that came to my immature mind when I saw this story on the local news
     
  3. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I would like to know how the theives got the loo out to the vehicle. Damned heavy is gold.

    Most source value it at £4.8 million
     
  4. Altfish

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    Who on earth would want such a tacky item?

    Oh wait ... I think I can think of a President that likes such tacky things.
     
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  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    How are they going to ship it to america?
     
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    Boris will build a bridge
     
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  7. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Or promise to build a bridge then when the truck comes to collect he will gleefully proclaim "i was only joking"
     
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