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Golden Toilet!

Bob Jones

Prove It!
Yesterday somewhere in the UK a solid gold toilet valued at 2 million pounds was quietly unbolted by expert burglars and secretly shuttled outside to an awaiting vehicle. A stoke of genius! But how do you fence such a toilet? Do you melt it and then form it into coins or ingots? That takes a lot of professional and specialise equipment. Or do they hold the toilet as hostage? But in any case before fencing it off, please have the decency to clean all of the skid marks!
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
“How did you make your fortune, good sir?”
“Well I I stole and melted down a golden loo.”

Sorry that’s the first thing that came to my immature mind when I saw this story on the local news
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Yesterday somewhere in the UK a solid gold toilet valued at 2 million pounds was quietly unbolted by expert burglars and secretly shuttled outside to an awaiting vehicle. A stoke of genius! But how do you fence such a toilet? Do you melt it and then form it into coins or ingots? That takes a lot of professional and specialise equipment. Or do they hold the toilet as hostage? But in any case before fencing it off, please have the decency to clean all of the skid marks!


I would like to know how the theives got the loo out to the vehicle. Damned heavy is gold.

Most source value it at £4.8 million
 

Altfish

Veteran Member
Who on earth would want such a tacky item?

Oh wait ... I think I can think of a President that likes such tacky things.
 
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