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I really hate plurals made by adding 's: Kitten's for sale.
I hate it when people say fortuitous when they mean fortunate.
I dislike it when people insist on the use of artificial, Latinate rules of grammar in English -- that is, prescriptive grammar. Having gone to American schools, I may say My family is going, but the British My family are going makes as much sense and is easier on the ears. I split infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, and use double negatives whenever I feel like it.
My favorite examples of unusual English are these:
1) My nephew: My favorite flavor is red!
2) My mother's cousin often spelled things as they sounded to her; my favorite was "haft to," as in "Will close now as I haft to go to work."
3) My great-grandmother was born in the U.S. but grew up speaking German and often mixed German in with her English: I went bei William mit Dorothy.
I also enjoy noticing different, mostly regional ways of saying the same thing:
Push the button.
Press the button.
Mash the button.
Hit the button.
Turn off the light.
Put out the light.
Shut the light.
Close the light.
I hate it when people say fortuitous when they mean fortunate.
I dislike it when people insist on the use of artificial, Latinate rules of grammar in English -- that is, prescriptive grammar. Having gone to American schools, I may say My family is going, but the British My family are going makes as much sense and is easier on the ears. I split infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, and use double negatives whenever I feel like it.
My favorite examples of unusual English are these:
1) My nephew: My favorite flavor is red!
2) My mother's cousin often spelled things as they sounded to her; my favorite was "haft to," as in "Will close now as I haft to go to work."
3) My great-grandmother was born in the U.S. but grew up speaking German and often mixed German in with her English: I went bei William mit Dorothy.
I also enjoy noticing different, mostly regional ways of saying the same thing:
Push the button.
Press the button.
Mash the button.
Hit the button.
Turn off the light.
Put out the light.
Shut the light.
Close the light.